Happy Birthday

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by Paris5131

by Paris5131

HANNAH MY BE FRI (best friend for all you non smarticle particle people...) HAPPY BIRTHDAY fifteen! Wow. And I'm only 13...

happy birthday to you!
happier birthday you!
happy birthday dear Hannah
happiest birthday to... YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *breath* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I'm sorry I'm crazy! I haven't eaten anything for two days...

You're a year older, and older than you've been before. But you're a year younger than you'll be at this time next year and you're younger than you'll ever be again!

Did you follow that? Good!

Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other MODERATELY sane.
Happy Birthday!
-Friend.

*whispers* friend is actually not my name... It's Billy Bob Bob Billy. Not really it's actually...

Hahhagahgahahahga you better know my name.

It's Tori... Got it? Got it? Good.