Niall Horan Imagines and Sick Fics ✔

Rant

❌❌POTENTIAL STUPID RANT ALERT!!!! PLEASE PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!!!!!❌❌

Okay. I'm so freaking angry. So, I'd been talking to my grandma about the 1D albums and how I was going backwards in order from newest to oldest and she'd suggested buying it online. Then, when we were walking around the store I saw that they had music and told my grandma that maybe they'd have Midnight Memories there. So we wondered our way over there and glanced at the rack of albums. No One Direction. A little Meghan Trainor, a Zayn album here or there but no One Direction. So we kinda looked around for a second for maybe another rack because this couldn't be their only rack, right? I mean, this was a whole section dedicated to games and music! Finally, a guy and a girl who were casually talking behind us asked if we needed any help finding anything. More like, the guy asked if we needed help. So we asked if there was any more music. The guy named off a few albums they had and showed us a place where there was a huge rack of albums. To which, my grandma corrected,

"Well, we're looking for New Direction." I facepalmed and told her that it's One Direction.

Finally, the girl speaks up and says, "Yeah! One Direction! Get it while it's still hot, because they're breaking up! And I should know!"

THIS MADE ME SO MAD I JUST WANTED TO KILLLLLLLL HERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!😬😬😬😬😬😬😬 I don't exactly know why this made me so angry. But it's just that if you say anything about my babies and I WILL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF, SWING YOU BY YOUR HAIR, THROW YOUR HEAD IN A FIRE AND WATCH IT BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY. 😇

What really got me was when she said they're splitting up and she would know. HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? ARE YOU LIKE HARRY STYLE'S COUSIN?!?!?! B*TCH NO. CUZ YA BETTER NOT BE BELIEVING EVERY SINGLE STUPID MAGAZINE THATS HAS A WHOLE ARTICLE THAT STARTS WITH "Grab your tissues, because your favorite Irish/British boyband is splitting up! And we would know because we have Lewis Tomlickson, Harold Styled, Lima Pain, and Neil Whoran right here."

Yes. I spelled their names wrong on purpose.

NO. YOU LITTLE TRASH BAGS YOU DON'T FREAKING KNOW BECAUSE YOU JUST DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!

And this concludes my rant. Thank you, and I will now go scream in my pillow.