let's make a baby

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Harry's POV
I'm so jealous but happy for liam he's going to be a father he's going to have a little liam Jr or maybe a liashanti I want a baby maybe if I ask Kaylah she'll let me
Harry-hey Kaylah
Kaylah-yes potter
Harry-i was thinking that maybe you and maybe me so maybe we can make a baby
Kaylah-what tf no I don't want stretch marks or saggy boobs or to get fat
Harry-but think about a little harry Jr
Kaylah-and for a girl
Harry-Harryella
Kaylah-thats not a good name for a girl
Harry-thats the most beautiful name I've ever heard
Kaylah-im not sure I want kids or at least not while shanti is having one
Ashanti-I couldn't help but overhear your conversation and I have something to say
Kaylah-yes?
Ashanti-*grabs Kaylah by her collar* you.are. not.allowed.to.have. a.baby.while.im.having.one.....understood?
Kaylah-i do what I want
Ashanti-*slaps her**starts crying* why are you guys so mean to me
Liam-baby what's wrong
Ashanti-kaylah is trying to take away my pregnancy moment because her and harry are tryna have a baby now
Liam-shh shhh its ok
Ashanti-i don't wanna share my baby shower
Liam-ashanti that's kinda selfish
Ashanti-shut tf up liam no one asked you
Kaylah-someones having mood swings
Ashanti-shut tf up Kaylah have your stupid baby it won't be as cite as mine
Harry-HA have you seen me everything about me is cute so of course my baby will be cute he's coming from my balls
Kaylah-your just not going to mention that I'm cute
Liam-thats just how Harry is
Zayn-niall is coming over this week
Justin-why isn't he here in the first place
Zayn-hes been living with his girlfriend but now he wants to meet mine which means Justin you can't have her this week
Justin-ill have what I want
Kimari-i wanna meet this niall guy
Zayn-hes Irish
Liam-he likes potatoes
Harry-and beer
Kimari-yeah still not sure which one he is
Justin-*sighs* the "cute" blonde one
Kimari-oh hiimmmmm
Zayn-yes him and he was coming to see me and perrie but after I told him that she found out about the whole sex slave thing he wanted to meet Kimari
Kimari-well *flips hair* I am pretty special
Liam-mhm your very "special"
Kaylah-HE MEANS YOUR SLOW
Kimari-shouldnt you be worried about the huge bump on your nose
Kaylah-shut up
Zayn-i want a baby
Liam-why all y'all tryna copy me and shanti
Ashanti-yeah ain't nobody want a baby til you guys found out I was pregnant
Kimari-were not having a baby
Justin-yeah cuz we are
Kimari-nope not us either
Zayn-i think Kimari should choose who she has the baby with Kimari??
Kimari-if I had to have a baby with anyone it would have to be Michael Ealy
Kaylah-OVER MY DEAD BODY
Zayn-i actually know Michael Ealy
Kimari-hes so hoottt
Kaylah-and them eyes
Ashanti-he don't want y'all he got me
Kaylah-he don't want you and you pregnant
Ashanti-but I'm a sexy pregnant lady
Kimari-mmmhmmm well he won't even care about y'all when he sees me
Zayn-i feel so hurt
Liam-theyre talking like were not right here
Justin-yeah what's so great about him
Harry-bet he doesn't have curls
Kimari-he does they're beautiful
Kaylah-and beautiful eyes
Ashanti-just an amazing face

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