Don't Drop The Soap

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Liam's pov
Jail has been shitty I fucking hate it here this really big fat guy keeps waiting on me to drop the soap whenever I shower and my cell mate makes me sleep on the floor because his shank sleeps on the top bunk and yesterday when I was lifting weights this man kept trying to put his balls on my forehead but everything was better when Zayn came to visit yesterday
Zayn-hey buddy....you look horrid
Liam-please tell me kimari is woke now
Zayn-no but she should wake up sometime tomorrow or the week
Liam-OH THANK GOD I CANT TAKE IT IN HERE ANYMORE
Zayn-calm down
Liam-ok well how are my baby mama and my daughter
Zayn-hope is fine and under around the clock watch
Liam-why is she under around the clock watch
Zayn-well because Taylor took Ashanti
Liam-WHAT THE BLOODY HELL MAN
Zayn-Hey Hey Hey ....we have Niall looking for her day and night
Liam-*whispers* you better find her before I get out of jail or I'm going to make your life a living hell
Zayn-love you too now I'm off to visit Harry
Harry's pov
Everything was going fine at first because I never leave my cell I slept on the floor and I made people think I was deaf because everytime they'd talk to me I'd move my hands around but then yesterday I did the worst thing you can do in jail...I dropped the soap and as soon as I did this big dude came and was like you dropped the soap and the other big dudes told him I was deaf and when they was talking about that I ran the hell out of there and went to talk to Zayn
Zayn-hey curly top
Harry-I dropped the soap
Zayn-*snickering* you did what
Harry-it's not funny just....just tell me some good news please
Zayn-kimari wakes up soon
Harry-*starts crying* really
Zayn-wow I didn't think you'd be happy since you were so willing to give her away to Prince
Harry-she's poison and you know it
Zayn-its not her fault that wacko was after her
Harry-you're whipped
Zayn-coming from the dude with a baby on the way
Harry-I'm so happy I'm going to be a dad I mean I passed out in the police car but when I woke up I was happy
Zayn-well it'll be ok now I gotta hurry up and get back to the hospital I wanna be the first person kimari sees when she wakes up....NOT Justin AND NOT THAT FUCKING DOCTOR

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