blind love a fanfic

happy harry

Harry
I was so excited when the zayn and liam told me they found me a girl too I was even more excited when liam told me she had a big butt and that it was real because that's honestly pretty hard to find he also told me she was beautiful which is most definitely a good thing he said she reminded him of me which is good because I need someone like me to make me happy anyways I was outside the door waiting with niall because the girls were supposed to be arriving soon just then Louis pulled up and got out the car
Louis-ello mates
Harry-i don't care about you Louis I want to see my girl
Louis-*opens door*
Just then a girl fell out she was about 5'5,Carmel brown skin,shoulder length hair,big brown eyes,brown and pink lips,and a banging body I wasted no time to go over to her and kissing her with passion and lust while holding her close
Zayn-HARRY WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING
Harry-*panting*kissing my girl what does it look like
Zayn-*slaps harry with glove*you idiot this is Kimari my girl
Ashanti-where'd he get that glove
Zayn-ashanti every British man should carry a glove with them
Harry-so if that's your girl and that Liam's girl then you must be my girl *turns to Kaylah*
Kaylah-i just want to shower
Harry-i have a shower maybe we can shower together *winks* you know to save water
Kaylah-keep dreaming pretty boy*walks away*
Harry-she does have a big bum
Kaylah-WHAT WAS THAT
Harry-NOTHING*turns to zayn* she so wants me