blind love a fanfic

Baby Shower

Ashanti's POV
So I'm now 6 months pregnant and I'm telling you I am huuuuggge but still cute and more importantly today is my baby shower I can't have any of my friends over but I can have Kimari and Kaylah over and I think they're letting perrie out today I didn't like her at first but now that she's one of us who knows what could happen
Liam-ashanti are you ready for the baby shower
Ashanti-no because nothing I want to wear fits because I huge af
Liam-well love what happens is if you have sex and you do it right which I did then your going to end up huge
Ashanti-.......if your accent wasn't so sexy I'd punch you in your throat
Liam-once again you've saved me accent *superman poses* accent powers awaaay
Liam's POV
We've had a doctor come over every month and check Ashanti out every time she'd wear a mask in case he knew who she was sometimes the doctor comes for the rest of us too like when zayn thought he broke kimaris vagi- uhhh I mean neck....he thought he'd broken her neck and when harry thought he was going to die because his back was all scratched up imagine how hard that was to explain to management.
Kaylah pov
We're downstairs waiting on Ashanti to come back I look over at niall and Harry and the great battle of Kaylah has ended when zayns stupid ass said "well since niall has never slept with Kaylah he can have Kaylah romantically and harry my boy you have her sexually". But niall is the sweetest and we go on dates and such and sometimes harry gets jealous like yesterday when me and niall was making a cake for the party
-------flashback--------
Kaylah-*chuckling* Niall you have something on your face
Niall-oooooh you mean my frosting beard yeah I put it there so I can be an Irish Santa
Kaylah-*laughing hard* ok say ho ho ho
Niall-no I'm Irish Santa I say potato potato potato
Kaylah-*dying of laughter* wtf niall
Niall-ill give everyone a pot of gold and you can be mrs.Irish Santa
Kaylah-*starts kissing Niall*
Niall-*starts kissing back*
Harry-*laughing like he's insane* HA HA HAHAHAHA what's so funny I like to laugh *slides in between Kaylah and Niall* I like to laugh HE HE HA so what's funny
-----flashback over------
Liam's POV
Ashanti finally came down to the baby shower and she looked as beautiful as ever like a scone dipped in tea...I guess I'm hungry but we played baby games for a while and Ashanti open a bunch of gifts and when she was opening gifts zayn let perrie out
Zayn-go join the party but be good
Perrie-*scoffs*
Zayn-hey hey hey ...I love you
Perrie-KIMARI ZAYN JUST SAID HE LOVES ME
Kimari-so if you can tell perrie you love her then I can spend the night with Justin.... He has all the just dances
Ashanti-oooooo I wanna go
Kaylah-me too
Kimari-perrie?
Perrie-naw I think I'll pass
Kimari-sleepover at Justin's room*runs upstairs*
Justin-*running excitedly*wait for meee ladies
Harry-nice going zayn now the only one getting laid tonight is going to be Justin
Niall-and we all know its not Kaylah he's gonna have sex with because he doesn't wanna be apart of what we have going on and Ashanti's pregnant so oh I wonder why he'd let all them girls sleep in his room
Kimari-ayyye y'all .....let's twerk
Everybody except justin-aye go Kimari go Kimari go Kimari
Justin-im dead
Liam-ha at least shanti had a good baby shower...have a good night zayn
Harry-,I know I'm not gonna have a good night because I'm not getting laid tonight
Niall-i never get laid
Harry-you can go get laid by perrie
Zayn-no I think I'm going to have perrie tonight
Harry-but what about Kimari
Zayn-we are not a couple
Niall-but you love her
Zayn-yeah and I also love sex
Harry-this is going to end bad