CLEARLY NOT EVERYTHING!

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* Harry Potter. Our new -- celebrity.*

James: Yes he is. He's a Potter. What less did you expect Snivellus?

Lily (disbelieving): James!

* You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potionmaking*

James (rolling on the floor laughing hardly): He's more funny as a teacher than I thought he would be.

Lily: James!

* Tut, tut -- fame clearly isn't everything.*

Lily: Leave him alone, you idiot! He's our son. Not James!!

James: GO WASH YOUR GREASY HAIR SNIVELLUS AND I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S CLEAR AND WHAT'S EVERYTHING!!

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