DETENTION WITH LOCKHART

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James: * laughs vigorously holding his stomach*

Lily: * looks skeptically*

James: Detention-with-Lockhart! Must-be-fun!

Lily: He's your son, you unbelievable wizard!

James (trying to speak in middle of his laughter): Still-can't-pity-him.

Lily: My son has the daftest father!!!!

James: Still can't!

* Harry hears the voice*

Lily: What voice? Which voice?

James: Come on, Lily! He must be feeling dizzy. And crazy-surely Lockhart can make anyone crazy!

Lily: Even the blast ended skrewts!

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