* let's see....guys, in books the news about a loose prisoner was telecast and you know well who the prisoner is*
James: * surprised* Black??? PADFOOT?????
Lily: Whoa! Calm down honey. It could be some other person. All the Blacks were death eaters, remember??
James: Just look in my eyes and tell me which other Black could break out of Azkaban?
Lily: I surrender, you Almighty! But why?
James: * sarcastically* Are you thinking logically in case of The Sirius Black???
Lily: He's no more a teenager. So yeah. I think I'm having a logical approach.
James: You humor me, Lily. Padfoot's never grown up!!!! I would bet on that!!
Lily: You're on!
* okay.... everybody knows Marge Dursley...right??*
"It's one of the basic rules of breeding," she said. "You see it all the time with dogs. If there's something wrong with the bitch, there'll be something wrong with the pup --" -Marge
James: HOW DARE YOU UGLY COW TO ADDRESS MY WIFE LIKE THAT!!!
Lily: * whispers* I-I-I couldn't believe Petunia is s-s-silent!
James: LET ME AT HER!!!! I'M GOING TO FEED YOU TO THE SPIDERS!!!!!!
At that moment, the wineglass Aunt Marge was holding exploded in her hand.
James: * grinning and shooting a wink at her* Well Harry sure is not staying silent.
Lily: That would be underage wizardry. Don't pay attention to that ruddy Marge, Harry dear.
* Another day..... Marge talks about Harry's father and all of you know the infamous inflating incident*
Lily: Merlin! This is what happens if you talk like that about my husband!!
James: * bursts with pride* MY SON!!!!! THOUGH HE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME!!!! MY BABY STOOD FOR MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Lily: * smiling sweetly* My boys are sooooo adorable!!
A/N: Sorry.... was a little bit sick yesterday... but hey everybody...
Please don't tell me that you didn't include Sirius in Lily's last sentence "My boys"
Vote. Comment. Share!!!!! Cos Jily rocks babyyyy!!! I can't wait because POA includes the marauders too!!!!!
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Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1
FanfictionHeadcannons in which Jily and subsequently the others will be watching over Harry... This work consists of events of SORCERER'S STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS AND POA Any requests and suggestions would be considered... and I update almost everyday.. Hope...
