* Snape checks the marauders map*
"Mooney presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."
Lily: *chuckles* Oh my freaking god! Remus!! Abnormally large nose, eh?
James: * snickers*
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."
James: I'm still amazed the magic didn't wear off! I mean look at that!!! Those insults!!
Lily: So am I.
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor."
James: * laughs* Funny things do happen, Padfoot.
Lily: It just updates itself! How did you guys do it?
James: That's a marauders' secret.
Lily: You wouldn't tell me??
James: No! * looks at his pretty wife who is now disappointed* I mean -- yes! We -- we wanted to tell you! I can't -- I can't tell it without the others.
Lily: * smiles* It's fine.
"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair , the slimeball."
Lily: He was supposed to be nice. I thought he was very innocent.
James: *gritted teeth* You weren't the only one to think like that, Lils.
A/N: Can you actually think about Jily?? They would have been smiling at all those insults reminiscing about old times and when Peter's insult appears... they would be so heart broken!! And let's talk about Remus, shall we?? Imagine him reading those insults! Those good ol' times when they thought they would die for each other! And him thinking that one of them is the reason that the others are dead!!! No don't stop me! JK..... why do you do this to me!?!?!?!?!
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Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1
FanfictionHeadcannons in which Jily and subsequently the others will be watching over Harry... This work consists of events of SORCERER'S STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS AND POA Any requests and suggestions would be considered... and I update almost everyday.. Hope...
