Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1

SHRIEKING SHACK

* the trio goes down to Hagrid on the day of Buckbeak's execution*

Lily: * frowning* It's sad, they had to hear it at such young age.

James: Poor Hagrid, though! If it were us, we would've freed it and told them it was all an accident.

Lily: *eyeing him sarcastically* That you're messing around with that hippogriff???

James: Exactly!! And the whole school knows for what we are, so Dumbledore would believe it!

Lily: * snickers* Troublemakers!! But yeah, that story would be well sold! And you'll be landing in detention!

James: Oh please, like we even care!

* Sirius drags Ron into the Whomping willow*

James: That's...... fierce...

Lily: Poor Ron!

James: He broke his leg! Padfoot has never been this fierce.

Lily: He has never been this determined!!

* SIRIUS BLACK*

James: *outraged* MERLIN'S SCRUFFY BEARD!!! OH PADS!!!

Lily: SIRIUS!! What happened James??? What happened to Sirius??? Why is sooo weak???

James: He looks as if he's going to die!! I've never seen him like this..... PETER PETTIGREW!! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR EVERYTHING!!! EVERYTHING!!!

* Remus and Sirius explain everything to them*

James: Merlin must know how happy this makes me!!

Lily: * sings* WOLFSTAR ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

* Sirius blames himself for asking to change the secret-keeper*

James: *grimly* No, Sirius! Don't blame yourself mate!! Who could've guessed that the ungrateful rat would forget 10 years of friendship!!!

Lily: I actually can't believe The Sirius Black is taking the blame!!

James: He might not serious on most occasions but we mean everything to him, Lily!!

Lily: I know. Even Peter was included in that "we".

* Snape enters*

James: WHAT IS HE DOING HERE!?!?!?!

Lily: By the look on his face-

James: He's enjoying it as though he has been waiting for this for his whole life!!!

Lily: * utter disbelief* He'll turn them in!!!

* you guys know how Snape doesn't listen to any of them and gets excited and determined to take revenge*

James: YOU FOUL EVIL SELF LOATHING GREASY PIG!!!! LEAVE THEM ALONE!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE HERE!!! LEAVE THE DAMN SHACK!!!!

Lily: Shut up, Snape! They're worth more than thousands of you!!! How dare you treat my Remus like that??? He might be a werewolf but you have more darker of a personality than him!!!

James: DEAL WITH THAT!!

*They transform Peter to his human form.... you know how he still tries to frame Sirius to gain their confidence but utterly fails*

James: They're dealing him the right way! I couldn't be more happy!!

Lily: * disgusted* How couldn't we see through this person, James?? How couldn't we??

James: He's not even sorry for what he did!!!!

Lily: And we trusted him with our lives!!!!

* Harry stops them from killing Peter*

James: At least hurt him for Merlin's sake!!

Lily: I wish he gets to kiss the dementor rather than thrown in Azkaban!