* okay guys.... the trio visit Hagrid at night to see whether he's okay*
James: Merlin! Is he drunk!?!?!?!
Lily: By the looks of it, yes.
James: Oh my quaffle!!! They can't sack Hagrid!!!!
Lily: Is that a bucket, from which he's drinking????
James: Well, suits him. Aww, how come Sirius and I never tried drinking out of a bucket???
Lily: Because it would look nasty if you did!!! Oh god, you're unbelievable!!
* they convince Hagrid that it's all Draco's fault and they would back him up*
Lily: Isn't my Harry the sweetest thing????
James: If it were me, that Malfoy kid would have been in the hospital wing for a week!!!!
Lily: Hexing is not the solution for everything, James!!!
James: Who's talking about solution??? I'm talking about karma!!!!
Lily: As much as Malfoy deserves it, that's inappropriate.
* Hagrid is sober after dipping his head into water...... he suddenly realizes that Harry is in his hut after dark..... and angrily guide them back to the castle... you know...because of dementors and Sirius issue....*
James: Merlin!!! How did he do that!?!?!?!?!
Lily: Do what???
James: He sobered up real quick!!! It never works with me!
Lily: That is because you drink like you're dying tomorrow!!!
James: That might be true.
Lily: That's true!!
A/N: Okay guys.... next one is gonna be hilarious... so just wait for it..
And I'm thinking of putting some quotes in the introduction... so please tell me any quotes of this story if you like... please help me out..
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Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1
FanfictionHeadcannons in which Jily and subsequently the others will be watching over Harry... This work consists of events of SORCERER'S STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS AND POA Any requests and suggestions would be considered... and I update almost everyday.. Hope...
