* Snape referees to the second match... and Harry catches the snitch in less than 5 minutes of the game.... remember???*
James: YOU STOCK STILLED THE SNITCH!!!
Lily: He's a natural. Love you honey!!!
James: Snape's face though!!
Lily: Huh??
James: Look at him! Take that Snape! the Potters are going to get you intoxicated!!
Lily: Easy there!
James: I said intoxicated instead of screwed!! For you!
Lily: I simply don't get it why he hates Harry. He sure did nothing to him.
James: Its because he's a slimy ugly greasy evil horny git! Not to mention dirty filth. That's what it is!!
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Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1
FanfictionHeadcannons in which Jily and subsequently the others will be watching over Harry... This work consists of events of SORCERER'S STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS AND POA Any requests and suggestions would be considered... and I update almost everyday.. Hope...
