* Harry and Ron standing in front of the entrance after pushing Lockhart*
James: Good job, Ron.
Lily: HARRY JAMES POTTER!!!! GO GET MCGONAGALL AND THE OTHERS!!! IF I SEE YOU JUMPING INTO TH-
* Harry jumps*
James: And he jumps.
James: * frowning* The tunnel is so deep. Must've listened to your mother, Harry.
Lily: *fuming* Not when you're his father!!! He's so fond of trouble, just like you!!!!
James: * pouting* What? If you call saving the world's a horribly bad trait, then both Harry and I are sorry, flower.
Lily: * glaring* If my son dies there, I'll make sure you both feel absolutely great to end up in hell!!
* Lockhart tries to attack them but the spell backfires*
James: Holy Unicorn!
Lily: The spell hit him instead!!!
James: Justice.
Lily: I can't help myself pitying him though.
* Tom Riddle*
James: What's Tom Riddle doing here?
Lily: He can't be. He must be 66 by now.
* Lord Voldemort*
James & Lily: * whisper* Voldemort.
Lily: Why does my baby has to end up facing him every year??
James: * hysterical* Please, Dumbledore. Wherever you are, just pop in there. Please, Merlin!!!!!!
Lily: With Basilisk and Voldemort, Harry couldn-
James: NO LILY!
*Fawkes enters with the sorting hat*
James: I was expecting you, not your phoenix, Dumbledore!
Lily: Is that the sorting hat?????
James: Is he joking? The hat!?!?! What is it going to do? Sort Riddle or the Basilisk????
Lily: * raising her eye brows* You just called him Riddle.
James: * smirking * Yeah, he'll get cheesed off, wouldn't he?
*Basilisk has been called*
James: Don't look at its eyes, flower.
Lily: But James, we're already-
James: You never know. Nick got blasted off, hadn't he?
Lily: Yeah. I see your point.
* Fawkes blinds the Basilisk
Lily: Oh you brilliant bird. I've always liked Fawkes. He's just better than humans. Brilliant.
* Ginny wakes up*
James: HARRY JAMES POTTER, son of James Potter of course, DEFEATED VOLDEMORT YET AGAIN WANDLESS!!!!!!
Lily: * rolling her eyes* And the insanity is unleashed.
A/N: Okay.... it's a bit long,I know but heyyyy...it's the effing climax, isn't it?
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Jily/Marauders HeavenCannons: Book 1
FanfictionHeadcannons in which Jily and subsequently the others will be watching over Harry... This work consists of events of SORCERER'S STONE, CHAMBER OF SECRETS AND POA Any requests and suggestions would be considered... and I update almost everyday.. Hope...
