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II

[This story is told in Naruto's point of view; first person. Sorry, it's just much funnier when he tells it than me. #NarutoforbestNarrator]

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"Wake up."

"Mm." I wrapped myself deeper into the covers and decided I never wanted to leave the warmness of my bed. "Go away."

"Naruto," I could hear Sasuke sigh, opening and closing the door on purpose to make that stupid squeaky sound and annoy me, "we have a field trip today. I don't think you want to miss it."

Did he say field trip? "Good morning, Sasuke!" I yelled at the top of my lungs, sitting up to stand on the bed and throw my hands up. He only looked up at me as if I've lost my mind for screaming.

"Can you please not be this loud?" He complained.

"It is very unfortunate for you, Sasuke, that I was born with an angelic voice."

"Lovely." He said sarcastically. "I'm sure it's beautiful but can you please hurry up?"

"You should hear me moan." I murmured, hoping he heard me. "Anyways, everyone just has to hear it. I'm sure the gods could easily be swayed by it." I stated, swaying my hips with every syllable. "Are you being swayed, Sasuke?"

Sasuke only rolled his eyes and smiled. "We're going to be late."

"I'll take that as a yes. Now, catch me!"

It had been a terrible mistake and I'm sure you know what went wrong.

Number one, I was standing on the bed— my entire five feet and eight inch being. Meaning, that if you do the math— ugh, I know— I'd end up with at least three more feet above my head before touching the ceiling.

Jumping on the bed wasn't such a great idea now, it seemed. Not only did I hit my head, but Sasuke decided to be an ass and not catch me.

Well, he did, but upon catching me, he gave me a roll of the eyes and dropped me. Me! Uzumaki Naruto!

"You asshole!" I whined, rolling over to soothe my poor butt and the top of my head while he stood there laughing his ass off.

"No one should have this much energy in the morning." He laughed, adjusting his bag over his shoulders. "Hurry up or I won't wait for you. We're already late enough as it is."

"What was that loud thud just now?" Iruka passed by, a cup of coffee in his hands with a concerned look in place. He raised an eyebrow as Sasuke watched me struggle to get up and take act in the simple task of finding socks.

"He fell on his ass." Sasuke explained, Iruka rolling his eyes for having been worried over something trivial.

Because my poor butt was something trivial! Yeah, right!

"He dropped me!" I feigned a small cry before hurrying towards the bathroom.

"Naruto, you have ten minutes before I kick you out of this house. Hurry up or I'll be in trouble with your dad on why you're late to school."

"Nya, nya, nyaaa." I mocked, walking out from the bathroom with a toothbrush in my mouth. Iruka raised an eyebrow, this time, looking angry. "Okay, okay! I'm out." Iruka nodded, pushing himself off the door frame to begin the talking away. "Out of the closet!" I added, laughing at my own joke before Iruka sent me a glare. Smiling at him, he only scoffed and left.

See? I knew I was funny, no one can resist my jokes.

Sasuke however, seemed to have grown tired of the same old joke and just stood there. "Ready?" He asked and I nodded, grabbing my school bag and walking with him downstairs.

"By the way," Sasuke began, breaking the small silence we had as we made it out and walked down the sidewalk. "I lied."

Confused, I dismissed the loose button on my uniform and looked over at him. "What are you talking about?"

Sasuke took out his phone, texting back someone as a smile formed on his lips, his words hurting me deep as he informed me of his betrayal.

"There's no field trip. If you would've paid attention in class, you would've known that there's an exam."

"What?"

"You heard me." The handsome traitor said. "We have an exam."