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XX

"One hit kill!" I shouted, pressing the same button again and again to keep up with Sai as he battled me in a one vs one game of virtual fighting. Did I know what I was doing? Of course I didn't. Was I having fun? You bet I was. Theses fingers can do more than just repetitively push the same button over and over, if you get what I'm saying...

Like typing, for example. What were you thinking, perverts?

"Fuck damn it, Naruto. You can't keep doing the same combo each time, asshole." Sai laughed, dancing as once again, he came out victorious in this game of manliness. "I won, again." He then said, placing a finger under my chin and looking at me with an odd look in the eye. As if realizing what he was doing, he pulled away. "I am undefeated once again." He smirked.

"Only because you're cheating." I declared, raising an eyebrow at him and then looking around the game room to look for Neji. "Plus, you haven't won, we're tied." I reminded him.

We had been fighting against each other for at least two hours now and by some twisted joke, I had somehow managed to beat Sai's professional thumbs at least four times and still we've ended up being tied.

"You know boss, he's beaten you thrice in a row now." One of the guys noted, making the crowd around us nod in agreement. "Admit it, you lost. Or at least, in some way you did."

"As the President of the Naruto fan club, I cannot admit defeat." Sai scoffed, entering his name once again as the tag for his avatar. "There is no such thing in my dictionary."

"What a selfish dictionary that is." One of the guys scoffed, the rest nodding along.

"No, it's not a point of admitting it at this point." I said. "It's about facing it. Sai, you have a problem. Admit that you've lost!"

"Yeah!" Came the chorus of deep, manly voices behind me.

Sai only looked at us, shrugged, and scoffed. He then rolled his eyes, walking over to Kiba who was working up a sweat on the game he played against Neji. Guess which one, here's a hint: it's one of those games that trick you into exercising.

Jokes on you, machine. As intriguing as you look, the ice cream bar looks much more approachable.

"You know, Sai," I began. "those guys do have a point. I've won three times in a row."

Sai laughed, his group beating us to the ice cream bar. "You'll never hear those words coming from me, fox." He shrugged. "The Great Sai never admits defeat."

"Bullshit, you admitted defeat to Neji a while back!" One of the guys shouted.

"Mind you, he had a handicap." Sai pointed out. "He knew the game better than I did."

"What about that game with Tenten?"

Sai looked offended. "Do I look like a black belt to you?"

The guys all took a glance at Sai's slim figure and tried not to laugh. Sai frowned. "Let's just say you're much more of a loser than you let on."

Sai raised an eyebrow. "What did you say?"

"You suck!" The boys all shouted in unison.

"What's this?!" Sai shouted back. "Who's side are you on?!"

I laughed, watching Sai get flustered over loosing something, or rather, a bunch of things. 

"Now that I think about it, you loose to a lot of things." Another guy rubbed his chin. "How exactly did you win position as President?"

Now we're asking the real questions.

Sai frowned once again. "You're doubting me?!" He shouted, face to face with the one who dared ask.