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IX

"No, no, and no." I crossed my arms, facing away from the self proclaimed President of the Uzumaki fan club. "Forget everything that just happened, Sai. It was only a figment of your imagination. You're seeing things from how sickly pale you are." Sai laughed, ignoring me as be was completely giddy about what happened not only thirty minutes ago.

After that unexplainable stunt I pulled, Sakura made sure to make it loud and clear how much of an attention whore I was before leaving to her class. She left, leaving a small kiss on Sasuke's lips, though he didn't return it, for he was too stunned at my idiocy to even respond to anything. Trust me, as soon as she left, I made it my sole mission to beg and kneel for forgiveness, disregarding the weird looks my classmates threw at me upon entering.

Sasuke didn't budge, not until the bell rung did he snap out of it and looked down at me with a weird face. He completely ignored me, too, walking away quietly and sitting in his seat as if he were some type of robot.

To say he was stunned was probably an understatement.

Before I could walk over and explain, Kakashi ordered me to go to my seat and thus I ended up sitting next to Sai, who decided to bring it up every chance he could get to bother me.

"Hey, Naruto, does this mean we're official?" He teased.

"Not now, Sai. Leave me alone to cry." I sobbed, not really, but I did feel like it.

"But this is perfect! The guys would be sooo jealous when I tell—"

"Not a word to anybody." I hurried to say.

"You want to keep it low profile, huh? I guess I can deal." He smiled and shrugged.

"No, there is no us, Sai. There's nothing to keep low profile. Whatever happened was a one time thing and it'll never happen again." I assured. "My poor lips, their virginity was supposed to be taken by Sasukeeee!" This time I really did feel like crying.

Throughout class, Kakashi was startled and shocked that he had to get Sasuke's attention every once in a while. Really, Sasuke was too much of a nerd to not pay attention, so it even surprised me when Kakashi snapped at him for spacing out. Was he really that taken aback by it?

Finally, when I couldn't take any more of Sai's foolishness, the bell rung, signaling the end of first period and the start of our five minute break. Quickly getting up, I rushed to the front where Sasuke sat and kneeled in front of Sasuke's desk, my chin placed on the actual table and my eyes looking sadly upon his face. "Are you mad at me?"

His eyes, which were fixed upon his blank notebook, slowly looked over to me. "For what?"

"For what happened. I know you really wanted to be my first but I swear I didn't mean to do it! I don't know what came over me, I just—"

"Naruto,"— Sasuke interrupted, his lips tugging into a smile as my words reached his ears. —"no way I'd wanna be your first, idiot." He smiled, confusing me as he ruffled my hair.

How is he smiling like this when the idiot himself drooled over nothing during class because he was too spaced out?

No, I actually don't know if he actually drooled, don't ask me.

"I'll take that as a lie, but seriously, I'm sorry." He shook his head and scoffed.

"Naruto, it's fine. I'm glad you and Sai are together. I don't doubt he'd hurt you since he's the leader of your little gang there." He pointed towards the door, where I followed and saw the pained faces of the Uzumaki fan base squished against the windows next to the door and freaking out a couple of girls who sat next to said windows.

"What the..."— I stood up. —"Damn it, Sai!"

"I only informed Kiba." Sai shrugged from all the way in the back of the class.

I threw myself on the floor in a fetus position. "Now I'm really going to cry!" I mock sobbed into my knees. Sasuke laughed, using his foot to kick me and tell me to snap out of it.

"Come on, idiot. Get up." He stretched his hand out towards me. "Besides, it could do you some good."

"How in the world is being with Sai going to do any good, Uchiha?!" I cried.

"I'm offended." I heard Sai say from the back of the class.

"Well," Sasuke ignored him and smiled, "you can finally get over that one sided crush thing you have on me."