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"I'm going to kill you." I spat, walking quickly to escape the miserably looking group Sai graciously led behind me.

"So you've said."

"No really, Sai, I'm going to throw you off the roof and watch as your puny little body smacks down on the floor."

Sai walked calmly beside me, keeping up with my pace as he smiled to himself, arms crossed and looking as if my threats to him were no big deal. "I'm sure you'd enjoy that." He answered, that stupid smile of his permanently stuck on his face.

"I'm going to chop you up into little teeny tiny pieces and feed you to Sakura."

He chuckled. "Can't wait."

"See, but I don't think you're taking my death threats seriously, though." I frowned, throwing the doors to the cafeteria open. Everybody looked over at me, their chewing, talking, or whatever they were doing stopped as they cracked their necks over to where I annoyingly entered followed by a gloomy group of boys, Sai being the only one to look as if nothing was wrong in the world.

"Might as well enjoy it, don't you think?" He walked a bit more towards me, placing a slender hand on my slumped shoulders and kissing my cheek.

"Sai! Stop it, you and I are nothing!" I fumed, though apparently nobody took me seriously as a couple girls sprang from their seats and ran to us.

"Naruto, you're so lucky!"

"You guys make a cute couple!"

"Can I take a picture?"

Flooded with girls, I threw a glare at Sai since it was his fault this was happening. Even the guys dared to look at Sai with an aura emitting intent to kill.

"What?" Sai smiled innocently. "I can't show affection towards my boyfriend?" he smiled wider as the girls squealed.

"You bastard, you wanna run that by us again?!" One boy from the group grabbed Sai by the collar, a clenched fist threatening at his side while a stream of tears matched everyone else's.

"Yeah, who decided it was you? Our Naruto would never go out with you!" Another one wiped his tears.

"Only Sasuke is the one for him and you know that!" The group nodded, looking as if they were truly hurt and believing in what they said.

"That's right, Sasuke is the only one for me!" I yelled along with them.

The group and I chanted Sasuke's name, making it clear to Sai he had no chance against him. It all went to waste as Sasuke and Sakura walked by, hand in hand and smiling as if there wasn't a riot happening right next to them.

"Actually," Sasuke turned and shouted, grabbing our attention, "I approve of the relationship between Sai and Naruto." And with that, he walked away with Sakura clinging on his right arm towards the lunch line.

The boys let out a cry of defeat and Sai was released from their hold.

"Naruto..." The one who had Sai by the collar placed his hand on my shoulder. "You guys have our unwanted support." He cried, and with the rest of the group, he walked away sadly towards the lunch lines, sadly grabbing their food and then sulking at the table.

"Wait, what? I DO NOT APPROVE!" I shouted. "Sai! Fix this!"

"Hm?" Sai asked, his attention previously on signing autographs for the girls. "Let's go, love." He then winked, and once again, the girls who saw squealed.

"Urgh, get away from me!" I marched off to my table, sitting in my seat next to my Sasuke.

"Shouldn't you be sitting next to your boyfriend?" Sakura asked, annoyed that I interrupted their little alone time and sat next to Sasuke, tilting my head to rest on his shoulder.

"He's not my boyfriend." I spat at her. "Sasuke, tell the witch that you're the only one for me and someday, we will happen."

Sasuke almost chocked on whatever he was eating, "Naruto, give it up." He laughed along with Sakura.

I lifted my head and crossed my arms on the table, frowning as I looked away and met Sai's eyes on the other table across from us. Rolling my eyes, I let out a groan and buried my head in my arms.

I snuck a peek at Sasuke's laughing face and closed my eyes.

'The idiot.' I thought, 'he obviously cares!'