If You Post It...They Will Analyze It

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"I mean it's pretty impressive they found concrete evidence through a pair of shoes." Dan admitted as we stared at the gif. "I don't know why we'd expect anything less from the wonderfully creepy little stalkers."

Phil removed his head from me and I sunk onto the bed. "They're going to be so pissed we didn't tell them to start with. Oh, I don't want the fans mad at us, Phil." I whined.

Gia had done a quick edit of our latest vlog and posted it very late the night before, not realizing there was anything to get fans excited about in the video. When my friends woke up to a bombard of tweets, tumblr posts, and video comments they knew something was wrong.

Sam immediately went on tumblr to find that a fan had giffed the vlog; which was completely normal. What wasn't normal was the title "Proof Nikki from 4Girls1Camera and Phil from AmazingPhil are dating!" and it showed the gif of me boasting about my unique shoes. The next gif was of Gia filming PJ and Lauren. Through the glass door in the shot you could distinctly see Phil's back, my unique shoes wrapped around his back. The gif set ended with what looked like Phil leaning down to kiss me.

"Well, some of them don't believe it. You could still deny it." Dan offered. "I mean it is only through the window and you just have your...umm...legs around him."

"Not helping, Daniel." I groaned, plopping back onto Phil's comforter. "What do we do?" I didn't get a response from either boy. "Guys! I'm new to being YouTube famous. What do we do in this situation?"

"I don't know, I've never had it before." Phil pulled me back into a sitting position. "There's always tons of 'evidence' of Phan, but obviously it hasn't been real. Now there's concrete evidence of Philly and I don't feel right flat out lying."

"Then we tell the truth." I said "It's our only option. I'm sorry, I know you didn't want to tell them yet. It'll be okay though. It's not going to change anything in our relationship. I'm still going to lo-like you the same." I blushed furiously realizing what I had almost said, but to the credit both boys pretended not to notice.

Phil smiled and kissed the top of my head. "Alright, let's do this. Dan, get out so Little Intern and I can film the big reveal."

"Right, have fun with that." Dan got up "I've got a date with Halo." He smirked and disappeared out the door.

I watched Phil set up his camera and rushed to make myself look presentable then joined him on the bed.

"Hey guys, this isn't one of my normal videos." Phil started. "This is an important announcement video and as you can see I have a beautiful assistant with me because this announcement is too huge for one person. ANNOUNCEMENTTTTT" He shook my shoulders excitedly and all my nerves disappeared.

"Are you planning to actually introduce me or just try to give me brain damage?" I teased him.

"Right, right, guys this is Nikki from 4Girls1Camera, which I'm sure most of you know if you've been watching my videos. She's also the BBC Radio 1 littlest intern, temporary host of Hot Mess, anddddd my girlfriend." Phil paused for dramatic effect. "Yes, you heard that right. Nikki is my girlfriend. Philly is real. It's not Nan or Nam or Nia or Naurlen."

"Naurlen?" I laughed. "Is that me and Lauren?"

"It's very popular on tumblr you know." Phil shrugged.

"No, I don't know, how do you know?" I raised an eyebrow at him.

"I spend too much time on the internet." Phil said regrettably. "Anyways, we were planning on telling you guys once our relationship was a little more solid."

"By that he means once we knew what's happening when my internship is over." I clarified.

"Yes, and for awhile it was Nikki who didn't want to tell anyone and then it was me then it was both of us then me again. Now, please don't feel too offended that you didn't know. A lot of people don't know. Dan and the other American girls didn't even know at first." Phil explained.

"My parents don't even know." I said "Hi, Mom, hi, Dad. I know you're not going to watch this video until someone at work asks you what you think of my new guy. I'll call you soon, promise."

Phil looked down at me. "You're telling your parents through this video?"

"Yup, it's much safer for the eardrums." I smiled. "Did you tell your parents?"

"Yes. Mum thinks you're a lovely girl. Wants to have tea with you sometime." Phil wrapped his arm around me. "So, guys, this is my girlfriend. I really really like her, so please be nice."

"And my fans be nice too." I warned. "Even to someone who's saying mean things. Kill them with kindness."

"So, how should we end this?" Phil asked. "A kiss?"

"Oh, that's probably a good way." I agreed, misunderstanding and kissing his cheek. "Bye, guys, make sure to sub-"I was cut off by Phil lifting my chin and placing a very passionate kiss against my lips.

"A real kiss." Phil smirked, stroking my hair.

I nodded, now understanding what he had meant. "So, uh, I think that's it for the video...though maybe we should explain the timeline of our relationship? Give them the full story?"

"Yeah that's probably good. Let's film that and I'll edit it in." Phil straightened up and I reached over, fixing his hair so the fringe was all together again. "Thanks." He smiled.

I smiled back then looked at the camera. "I reminded Phil that you probably want details, guys and girls. You all know we first met when Phil spilled his coffee on me. Well, he gave me his jacket to cover up in and I ended up wearing it home. My friends snuck a note into the pocket saying it was from me and successfully giving my number to Phil."

"So when Nikki returned the jacket to me I found the note and called her, very confused when she had no idea about the note. Either way we agreed to meet up for coffee. At first Nikki was reluctant to get into a relationship since she might be leaving England after her internship is up, but I convinced her to give it a try." Phil continued.

"Jess and Lauren were the first ones to discover our relationship as they found us outside kissing. Sam and Dan put it together next after their first date and roped Gia into the loop. Brianna from Hot Mess knows only because she guessed and there's quite a few YouTubers who know because we've been to parties and such as a couple. So that's it. We're dating. Now you know. Now the world knows." I looked at Phil. "Anything to add?"

"That we promise not to hide anything else important from you guys." Phil promised. "Pinky swear." He raised his pinky to the lens.

"Oh, you're an idiot." I pulled him back. "I think that should be good. I can help you edit it if you want." I stood up with Phil, but suddenly he lunged at me and tackled me to the bed. "You do this too often!" I squealed.

"Sorry, you're just so cute I can't help myself." Phil said as he pinned me down. He slowly kissed down my neck. "I'm glad they know." He purred, his hands slowly creeping up my oversized shirt.

I sighed, my body arching into his touch. "Camera...still on." I reminded him, reluctantly pushing him away. "And we might be out now, but we're not filming a sex tape."

"Damn, there goes my Saturday." Phil snickered, turning off the camera and plugging it into his computer to transfer the data. "Now, while that's loading..." he tackled me to the bed again, my shirt coming all the way off this time.

"Hey, did I leave my phone in here?" Dan asked, barging in. "Not again! My eyes!"

"Get out!" Phil growled, tossing my shirt at Dan's head. "Learn to knock, why don't you?"

Dan chuckled and grabbed his phone. He started to hum then softly sang "Haven't you people ever heard of, closing the goddamn door?" as he shut the door.

Phil tried to return to our make out session, but I couldn't stop laughing from Dan's antics and he eventually gave up and went to shower instead.


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