[Enigma Nightclub. 11:14pm.]
Niall : "Is this a mixed club?"
Harry : "mix - ish"
Niall : "what does that mean?" (looks at two guys grinding on each other on the dancefloor) "That looks like fun"
Harry : "it does but I'm in the mood for drinks"
Niall : (walks up to the bar) "I take it things didn't go so well with Louis?"
Harry : (takes sip from his drink and hands Niall his) "I really do not want to talk about him. We agreed I was going to get laid tonight"
Niall : (looks around) "they're so much potential here tonight. Go ahead pick one"
Harry : "you act like we're picking oranges out in a supermarket"
Niall : "oranges, men same thing"
Harry : "you calling me an orange?"
Niall : "would you prefer melon?"
Harry : "melons are awful"
Niall : "you're one of those picky eaters great"
Harry : (snorts) "I like my men like I like my oranges. Sliced, diced and sigmented nice"
Benjamin : (whispers in Harry's ear) "hi cutie"
Harry : (startled) "oh uh hi"
Benjamin : "can I get you a drink?"
Harry : (looks down at full glass in hands) "no it's fine I'm good. Thanks though"
Niall : (knocks glass from Harry's hands) "Fuck I'm such a clumsy knob"
Harry : (angry) "Niall what the fuck?"
Niall : "He'd take a strawberry daiquiri"
Benjamin : (smiles) "coming up"
Niall : (winks) (whispers to Harry) "go get 'em tiger" (walk off to dancefloor)
Harry : (shakes head) "barbarian"
Benjamin : "sorry?"
Harry : "oh no not you uh my friend.. I (groans)
Benjamin : (hands harry glass) "it fine cutie. I didn't catch your name"
Harry : (extends hand) "I'm Harry nice to meet you"
Benjamin : "Harry, lovely name. Benjamin, Ben for short"
Harry : "What about Benny?"
Benjamin : (serious) "no one calls me Benny"
Harry : (panics) "oh I'm sorry"
Benjamin : (laughs) "that was a joke. With dimples like yours you can call me whatever you like"
Harry : (blushes) "they're not that great"
Benjamin : "nonsense they're breathtaking. Brings out the colour of your eyes"
Harry : "thanks"
Benjamin : "you're welcome Harry. Hey do you want to go somewhere more quiet?"
Harry : "Oh um yeah sure why not"
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