Give a man a mask and he'll show you himself || l.s

Chapter 25. (Cruel Intentions.)

[Metropolitan Mall. 3:17pm.]

Josh : "it still feels so weird you two are (lowers voice) dating"

Oliver : "it's new for me too it but you'll get used to it"

Josh : "it's kind of gross"

Oliver : "how so?"

Josh : "well for starters how does it make you feel that I've kissed your girlfriend"

Oliver : "don't remind me"

Josh : "I never thought Eleanor would settle down even more so with you"

Oliver : "what does that mean?"

Josh : "I'm just saying you're not what they call "boyfriend material" (quotes with his hands)

Oliver : "and yet here we are, me with a girlfriend and you are all alone"

Josh : "fuck you!"

Niall enters with a tray and sits next to Josh on the table.

Niall : "what are we talking about?"

Oliver : "Josh was just saying how he was so proud of me for finally settling down"

Niall : "not much of an accomplishment when it's eleaWhore"

Josh : (laughs and bangs his fists on the table) good one Nialler!"

Oliver : "you two losers can talk shit all you want but at the end of the day I'm getting laid and you two are getting nothing"

Niall : "atleast I won't end up with an STD or some shit"

Oliver : "that's really nice I'm sure Louis would love to hear you talk about his sister this way"

Niall : "I'd love to tell him she got an STD from his best friend"

Oliver : You're a dick (panics) but no please don't tell him he doesn't know we're exactly together yet"

Niall : (shocked) "what? Why not?"

Oliver : "are you joking? It's Louis we are talking about here! He'll have my head if he found out"

Josh : "I'd love to see that actually oh please let me tell him, please please please!"

Oliver : "eat your chips and shut your mouth Josh"

Josh : "you must really like this girl if you're hiding it from her brother"

Oliver : "I just really don't want to jinx anything yet. We are still in the honey moon phase"

Niall : "I'm happy for you Oli but I'm rooting for team larry right now"

Josh : "who's larry?"

Oliver : "Larry the lobster obviously"

Josh : "your spongebob references are so shit please kill me so I don't have to hear them any more"

Niall : "guys guys! Larry is Louis and Harry"

Josh : "oh you joined their names together how cute"

Oliver : "if you join names why couldn't it be HaLo? Much cuter, Larry sounds like an old history professor from college"

Niall : "whatever I like it"