This is a story, it's weird, I know
But it's not like anything you've read befo'
Let me tell you, let me tell you what it's about,
And maybe from my ranting you can figure it all out.
There're two corporate agencies behind the lines,
Getting a one up for their politician in election time.
They send their agents on this wild goose chase
To search and compete for a key in a safe,
Whoever gets the key gets the key to winning the election
this time,
But that's all irrelevant and let me tell you why.
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
And I hope you're happy with it, 'cause I am
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
But that's all scatological and I'll tell you how.
There's a puppy/hamster powered truck,
A heist gone wrong and a lawnmower gone amuck,
We've got love, life, relatively insane nerds,
Overdeveloped backstories and stale dry curds,
Parodies of entertainment and life that you know now,
Multiple endings, lessons, and one dead cow.
There's not that much bathroom humour, and almost no sexuality,
Very little violence, and if you're a little puzzled,
well, I'll explain the peculiarity.
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
And I hope you're happy with it, 'cause I am
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
But that's all paleontological and I'll tell you how.
Open up your browser, type in Wattpad
Click on the link, and it'll take you like that
Type in the book's title or my username,
'Cause anyhow you'll find it either way
After you're done all the reading,
Could you come to me and tell me how you're feeling?
Are you laughing? Are you crying? Are you happy or sad?
Have you gone crazy or are you the other type of mad?
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it and I'll see you next time,
And if you're not really sure, I'll tell you why.
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
And I hope you're happy with it 'cause I am,
It's Something Random to Satisfy You With,
But that's all meteorological, and I'll see you there.
YOU ARE READING
Poetry Corner
PoetryThis is a collection of poems that I have written that range from light and bubbly, to highly disturbing. Please vote if you like them and comment if you have any questions, although I may refrain from answering.
