Don't mess with her

Chapter 2: Edible Asses

Chapter 2: Edible Asses

...I'm fresher than that Gucci

Them boys, they want my coochie

I say no, I'm no hoochie

Your home girl hatin', I say who she?...

"Damn it...what the..." I blindly began to look for my phone that was obnoxiously ringing on my nightstand.

I huffed when I finally was able to answer it. Pressing the correct button and placing the phone correctly while keeping my head on the pillow, that, my friends, requires skill.

"Tor, you better have a good reason for waking me up so early."

"Em, get your lazy ass off that bed, bet you don't even remember what day it is," Tori said with a little chuckle.

"Shove-your-phone-up-best-friend's-ass day?" I asked faking enthusiasm.

"Got you so good that you even forgot your name, huh babe?" I heard a distant yet distinct voice on the other line.

"Mason?"

"One and only. Now stop with your very creative 'up your ass' threats and get your pretty little ass ready. Wouldn't want to be late for our first day as seniors now, would we?"

"Oh...well you should have told me sooner!" Shit. Now I'm going to be late. I jumped and ran to my bathroom whilst throwing my phone to God knows where.

Crap, I'm going to regret that later. I always place my phone somewhere and end up losing it not remembering where I did place it. But, screw it! I'm not going to be late.

For many, being late is nothing, but for me is like if I were losing a boob. Well, not that much, like a finger or something, but you get my point. I'm what most categorize as a nerd but wittier. I've always done well in school, tutoring and all that crap, but I've never let anyone patronize me or bully me for it.

After a quick shower and grabbing what I planned to wear for today, I ran downstairs. Phone-less.

"Why didn't you guys wake me up?" I asked my brothers while going around the kitchen like crazy trying to get my breakfast ready.

"Are you kidding? You know that's a lost cause," Nate replied with a bored expression while taking a zip of his coffee.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously, today's my first day as a senior and I'm late," I never thought I could butter a toast so fast. I shoved it almost completely in my mouth and began pouring the orange juice.

"Morning," Jake said while yawning and grabbing a mug. "Now, ain't that pretty?" he muttered with a disgusted look towards me.

I opened my mouth to complete the disgusting effect.

"Ugh, you sure you're a girl?" Brody questioned while eating his cereal.

"Yeah, I'm starting to have my doubts," Matty added while ruffling my hair and stealing one my toasts.

"You know better than stealing my food, or I'll go ninja on your ass," I growled while snatching the piece of toast from his hand and finishing it.

They all snickered and I heard something about sex change but I was already sprinting towards the entrance. It was a ten minute walk to school, but I only had five so I ran like if I were escaping from Briarcliff Asylum. Hey American Horror Story rocks, they show some freakishly mad shit in there.

"Hey...Mason...Tori...Brad...cramp cramp," I panted while leaning and clenching my stomach trying to catch my breath.

"Dude, less of the books and more gym. Wouldn't kill you to tag along with your brothers once in a while," Brad patted my back while I tried to recover.