Could this even work?

Are You Trying To Stalk Us Or Something?

After a bit Vriska and I found a path through the forest, deciding that it would be more fun to climb up trees and what not we stayed off the path but still kept it in sight.

We spent the time laughing and climbing through the dense trees before Vriska spoke up,"Wow I'm surprised you went from sad and depressed Sollux to happy giggly Sollux that quick"

"Oh yeah" I shrugged,"I'm bipolar too, add that to the 'reasonth why thollux ith fucked up' pie"

She gives another small laugh,"8ut don't you have medication or some shit to take instead of running through the forest like fucking Tarzan all day?"

"I ran out latht week and my prethcripthion won't come in for another week" I shrug,"all it ith ith mood thwingth ath long ath I'm not too thtrethed (stressed) out I'll be fine till I get more"

She looked pretty unconvinced,"alright if you say so"

"I know tho"

We kept kept walking for a while before we hear girly shrieking.

"What the hell was that?" Vriska yells to me.

"I have no idea"

We both dropped from the trees walking towards the sound.

Along the way I got tired of walking and just floated a few inches above the ground.

MINUTES IN THE PAST BUT NOT MANY

Tavros's POV (AN: BOOM BET YA DIDNT EXPECT THAT. BETCHA THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DO JOHN)
I found my phone and stumbled away from the two, I don't know what it was but they seemed dangerous, like alone they'd be strong but both of them you wouldn't stand a chance.

So of course I did the most manly thing and as soon as I turned the corner ran like hell away from them and to my own house.

Stopping to feed my dog, I set down my bag and picked up the stale bread off the counter and walked back out going down to the small park near the forest.

It didn't bother me that it was dark, I have some experience with the dark... But I am not getting into that now. I sat on the bench and tossed some bread onto the ground for the pigeons. All was fine and good till one pigeon started staring at me weird. I tossed the rest of the bread down and started walking into the forest but the damn bird kept following me, it's like it's possessed or something. So I started running and it followed me faster and faster the more I ran before I tripped and it landed on my head.

"wHAT THE HELL" I mummers and try to shoo the bird,",,aRE YOU LIKE SATAN IN BIRD FORM,,,"

"Yes I am fear me!" The bird speaks with a hollow female voice and I shriek loudly.

I continue to flail for a few minutes while the bird messes up my hair until two figures crash out of the bushes.

The bird stops and pecks at the ground before going over to land on the shoulder of one of the figures,"Hey S0llux" she speaks.

"Hey aa whatth up?" The guy that was talking to Vriska earlier speaks as both him and Vriska step forwards.

"N0thing much"

"wHY,,, aRE YOU TALKING TO THE,,,dEMON PIGEON"

"Itth jutht aa pothething (possessing) a bird"

"iT'S STILL AND,,, eVIL BIRD"

"Pffft haaaaaaaa scared of a little 8ird toreadork?" Vriska snorts

"nO,,,"

"Yeah sureeeeeee"

I grumble and looked down and my eyes widen noticing that Sollux's feet were not on the ground. Vriska must have noticed too because she elbowed him in the side and he immediately plopped to the ground.

"wHAT WAS THAT?"

"What was what?"

"Yeah I don't thee anything wrong"

"yOU WERE JUST,,, fLOATING"

He sighs and him and Vriska seem to have a silent conversation with each other before turning back to me,"Ok, We'll tell you but if you thay anything about it to anyone elthe" Sollux runs his finger along his neck in a slicing motion and Vriska smirks evilly and points to herself.

"u-uNDERSTOOD"

"Okay then" Vriska says and Sollux continues for her,"We're vampireth"

"b-bUT THOSE ARENT REAL,,,,"

They both roll their eyes, "do you really need proof?" Sollux groans.

"uHHH,,,"

"Here then sheeshhhhhhhh" Vriska opens her mouth wide then Sollux revealing sharp deadly fangs and I stare in awe and fear, I never got to see a vampire up close.

"wHO'S ARE BIGGER?"

"Definitelyyyyyyyyy mine"

"No thhit thhherlock, oh the full hath longer fangth than the half wow I'm tho fucking thurprithed"

I laugh at their bickering slightly,"aRE YOU TO,,,,uHH DATING?"

"NO!" The snap harshly at the same time.

",,,oKAY,,,"

"Tho whatth your name phone guy?"

"tAVROS NITRAM"

"Mmmmmmmn alright" he nods and yawns softly,"hey Vrith imma head back and get thome thhut eye okay?"

"Alright see ya later"

"bYE"