Love Bites (Completed)

Chapter 37

*****YOU GUYS MUST WATCH THE VIDEO TO THE SIDE ITS HILARIOUS!!*****

"First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you."

- F Scott Fitzgerald

Our eyes bugled from their sockets as we watched Jeb dry hump the sh*t out of the green and purple dinosaur with a look of pure ecstasy written across his face. All was silent except for the laughing in the background of the video and Jeb’s loud moans. “Holy mother of cows…” Sky whispered astonished as we all doubled over in laughter. Jeb’s usually tan face turned a crimson red as he tried to hid himself in the shadow of the tree trunk. Tears were forming in my eyes while Crispin and I clutched on to each other hoping to keep us steady and not fall over. Everyone groaned after holding our stomachs and heads in pain. Ugh stupid laughing. “I think I should start it at the beginning” Mace said while pressing the rewind button.

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The first thing we saw was the white, glossy flooring and a pair of black shoes that I recognized as Mace’s. “Oh man. That camera is so bad*ss” I heard Tate say as his face was now right in front of the lens giving us a good view of his flared nostrils. The camera zoomed out to show all of us standing there running our grimy fingers along the sleek metal of laptops, iPads, and phones.

“It’s all futuristic and….sh*t” I heard my voice say as the lens was pointed my way with me on Crispin’s back.

“Stop touching the merchandise and scram you druggies!” I heard someone yell causing Sky to jump and land in a tub full of 5 dollar DVD’s. We all pointed and laughed tipsily as Sky laughed too and even attempted to get out but cracked a few on the way.

"You’ll be paying for that blondie!”The same voice yelled again; a blue vest now coming in the video. She gave his a careless face while flipping the bald guy off.

“Those weren’t even Blooo-ray!” She giggled as we all stumbled behind her and out the glass door.

The video then stops and skips over to the Club we went in when we first got there. Apparently we all went back after Mace stupidly bout the $500,000 camera.

The lens was pointed towards Jeb who sat on a large black sofa with about 7 girls around him all with their boobs hanging out and obvious camel toes. Their faces all caked with make-up and hair with so much hair spray a tornado couldn’t mess it up.

“Jeb baby I want you so bad” A blonde said as she trailed a red manicured finger up Jeb’s bare chest. He smiled lopsidedly while staring obliviously down at her breast. Completely ignoring her comment he replied with, “I want to motor boat those puppies sooooo badly” He pouted making his cheeks puff showing how many lip stick marks he had on his face. Hell he even had them on his chest like tattoos.

The blonde giggled shamelessly as a red head scooted closer to his other side rubbing her chest against his arm easily capturing his attention. Not once did he look up to see their faces but just their boobs and exposed legs.

“Awe but Jebby-Webby, I thought you wanted to show me your ‘dark-side’” She purred whispering her last words so they blew into his ear.

“Jeb, baby this dress itches can you help me get out of it” A squeaky voice question while standing in front of Jeb with a fake pout on her lips. His eyes gleamed as he pulled her down onto his lap with her giggling and the others staring daggers at the new girl that came to join ‘the fun’.

“I can do more than help you get out of that dress” He winked and began to roamed his fingers over the back zipper of her dress.

“PLEASE! PLEASE! OH GAWD STOP! THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY SOUL TO TAKE! IF I WATCH ANYMORE I WILL SELL MY SOUL TO THE JOKER FOR A DOUBLE FUDGE BROWNIE!” I shouted as I closed my eyes shut tight and turning away from the screen. Everyone laughed around me but agreed nonetheless.