Heey dudes and dudettes! Whats crack-a-lackin???
ARE YOU TOTES SURPRISED TO SEE A BOOK 2? ARE YA ARE YA? Probably naht, but if you don't know, GOSHDANG WATTPADDDDD only allows 100 chappiers PER STORY . WTFFFF. I mean GODAYYUUM wouldn't it be easier for there to just NOT be a limit?? :DD ANYWHOOZLES I guess it means a new cover !!! :DDDD LOOK AT THAT SEXY RANDOMNESS! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
So YEAHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAH HAHAHAHAHA. You see, I just broke into laughter. If you're new to this book of joy, then, don't be weirded out, young one. *slowly runs a bible down the side of your face*
WHAT? Oh yeah, it's normal up in dis hizzle!! Sooooooo........... this is pretty much the intro chapter. If you haven't read the last book, go to that one first!!!!11
So, to introduce myself again, I'm Fallenstarxoxo, I'm an American teenage girl, I like metal bands, play a lot of video games, skateboard, dye my hair way too much, I sleep a lot, and like writing. I also have an indescribable sense of humor. OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD.
By the way, watch the video to the side. I was laughing for 2 hours straight ok.
AND NOW THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN THROUGH THIS FAR IN THE CHAPTER, I AM NOW RELIGIOUSLY BINDING YOU TO THIS BOOK SO IF YOU STOP READING THIS YOU ARE A SIN TO HUMANITY!
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb...............................................................
I spaced out I'm so sorry.
Ok so to get this book started off on a good note, comment the answer to this question. I'll fan you I guess if I didn't already. I mean I'll try.
The question isss........!!!!!! *DRUMROLL*
If you were a zoo animal, what zoo animal would you be?
Yeah, unexpected, right. It's a DEEP, VERY DEEP QUESTION THAT SAYS A LOT ABOUT YOU THO.
I would say I'd be a unicorn if they have those. Or just a normal horse with a fake horn duct taped to my head so I'll just be a really sad horse with a dream.
Aw. that's kind of sad now that I think about it. xc Okay, I'd be a MEERKAT... BECAUSE LION KING OK. They're so cute and they dig holes and stuff.
AIGHTTT. Time for me to peace out. See you later, alligator. ^_^
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The BIG Book of RANDOM (Book 2)
HumorHere it is... BOOK 2 of the sexiness that is "The BIG Book of RANDOM". Basically an outlet for where I let out my insane energy and where the readers are beautiful deer prancing through the meadows. Occasionally you'll spot a moose. CAUTION: Too man...
