The BIG Book of RANDOM (Book 2)

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Hey remember that time when Amanda Bynes went crazy and went on a tweeting rampage calling everyone ugly? Yeah that's happening right now...

I'm sorry, I just had to bring that up sooner or later because I'm reading through her tweets that I've missed and apparently her craziness isn't seemingly getting better :/ it kind of went from the stages of her being funny to sad to annoying ... lol.

WELL ANYWAAAAAAYS, it's super hot right now... and yeah it's like a bazillion degrees here and my skin is literally baking. Like seriously baking. Like a cake. Mmm. Wait no. Not like a cake... more like a ... uh. I dunno. OR. Like a turkey on thanksgiving? Close enough.

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Omfg can you imaginee if I wrote this whole chapter like that? Umm you would probably shoot me. AND I WOULDN'T BLAME YOU. SHOOT ALL YOU WANT, PUNK.

Okay aldbrodsbsoakabxskals so yesterday I was browsing wattpad and there's literally a bajillion other books titled the same as this one ever since i started this book series hahaha x3 LOL. IF UR GNA COPY ME GET CREATIVE PPL XD XD And yes, I know you're copying since you have this book in your reading list LOL. CREATIVITY, PEOPLE. USE IT. Lawl.c:

So anyways I haz a story to tell. Caution, DON'T FLUCKING READ IF YOU'RE DEATHLY AFRAID OF SPIDERS. Aaldddksxjaosjfdk.

Okay so last night I was about to go to sleep, and so in bed, I turned over, yawned, and opened my eyes once, AND THERE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE WAS A HUGE PTERODACTYL LOOKING SPIDER. A black gnarly spider just sitting there like "yo watchu gona do, watchu gona do?!?!"

And so I jumped up and screamed. Sweating like a fricken... transformer. (Props to you if you get the reference)

When I did so, it ran under my pillow and I ran out of the room and my mom got up like 'wtf dawg' and went to go look if the spider was still there AND IT WAS GONE.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And so, that's why I'm sleeping on the couch tonight, thank you very much. ._.

However if it would have bit me, it'd better be a radioactive spider that can give me super spidey powers. I mean, shieeet.

Ugh this is one of the very few reasons why I'm not fond of summertime weather.

MY FAVORITE SEASON IS WHEN ALL THE BUGS DIE.

My days so far have all consisted of me going to sleep late at night, waking up at roughly 2pm ... who am I kidding, more like 5pm. And then yeah. Then I get on here, write something, and go back to sleep xD

I'm being supa boring, my homedogs. Mhmmmmmm! What? I'm tryna spice it up. Ima call you MY HOMEDOGS if I FEEL LIKE IT. lol. I'm delusional. And so yeah. Look forward to more updates since I have alllllllll the time in the world on my hands and oh yeah I just wanted to say I love blueberry muffins because they're soft on the inside but on the outside, not so quite but they're so amazingly good and stuff and ima go paint a beautiful painting of a bunch of blueberry muffins in a bowl thing, kind of like how people traditionally paint bowls of fruit, but, I think my version is a little better... well it's the fatass version but yeah blueberry muffins rock and so does toast, have I ever discussed toast? We should open a thread on a message board debating on the whole ideas of white vs whole wheat because that's a topic that I think is worth discussing. Have you ever thought about the best way to commit a homicide- well, it's fairly simple, because all you have to do is spike a margarita or you can do it my way which is drug up a bunch of blueberry muffins and force-feed it to someone and yeah there you go, aaaaaand yeah I really like muffins but don't get me wrong, I love cupcakes too, but only the ones that your mom makes but yeah anyways this is way too long so uh BYE BYE. :$