The BIG Book of RANDOM (Book 2)

Le Reminders Doe

Hola!!!!!!!!!!c:

So um yeah this is a short reminder chapter thing for the readers that message me saying they check back every day to see if there's a new chapter posted.

(I'm slow with updates so that must be painful for you so)

HERE IS A LIFE HACK FOR THOSE WHO ALWAYS GO TO MY PAGE TO CHECK EVERY NOW AND THEN.

:D

Ok so please download the Wattpad app (YES IT'S IN THE APPLE AND GOOGLE PLAY STORE).

No, I'm not being paid or was messaged encouraging to advertise their mobile app... maybe.

So on the app, all you do is log in with your wattpad account and search for this book so that you can add it to your mobile library.

AND VOILA.

YOU'LL GET PHONE NOTIFICATIONS whenever I post somethin new. So yeah. There ya go. Easier!

Lol if you already use the app to check updates for this book then comment "pasta sauce" ok.

If I see a lot of pasta sauce in the comments I will hug my computer.......... meaning im givin ya a virtual hug. Ya get me.

I'm eating spaghetti right now so yeah.

Want some.

Too bad.

Because you can't have any.

You jealous.

My momma only made it for me.

You gotta find your own darn spaghetti.

Cuz sharing is for losers.

You're a loser.

Only because you want me to share.

Sharing is not my thang.

well, only when it comes to spaghetti.

Ok.

You understand.

Hey, you know how when you sneeze, your heart skips a beat.

So what if I commited suicide that way.

Because I WANTED to sneeze.

Huh? Never thought of that, have you?

I don't know where that came from.

Hey my cat is staring at me.

I said "hey man watchu looking at"

and he got closer and just...

He stared me down.

I'm scared right now.

He has the fur that is the color of darkness.

Like, when you go into your garage at night.

And there's no light if you don't turn it on.

Yeah, he's that black.

Pitch. Black.

and he has the eyes of an Irish man.

What does this mean.

I don't know what I'm doin with my life anymore.

Adios.

Mi amigos.

Yeah.... alright.

*abrupt ending*