HI hello GOOD AFTERNOON SIR. :)
Even if it's not the afternoon when you're reading this. GOOD FREAKING AFTERNOON WOOORLD.!!!!!!!!!! :DDD
So today I shall bring to you an epic story from my terrible life.
Ya reeeeaaaady?:D
No you're not.
Ya liar.
Liar liar toe on fire.
Wait a minute..............0.o
Ok well anyways here's my story.//
One day when I was 9 I was in the park sitting on a bench, eating a nice yummyful (that's not a word but #yolo) sandwich. It was THE BEST sandwich ever so I was eating it... but it all took a turn for the worse.
DUN DUN DUN.......................................
ALL OF A SUDDEN A GIGANTIC CROW JUST SWOOPED HIS ASS OVER MY HEAD AND BASICALLY CHARGED HIS HEAD INTO MY HANDS AND MY SANDWICH FELL ON THE GROUND AND I STARTED CRYING AND THE CROW FLEW UP INTO MY FACE TRYING TO ATTACK ME BUT I ROLLED OFF THE BENCH SCREAMING and I ran away.
I ran and ran.
I ran until I couldn't, until my fear could no longer grasp hold of my delicate adolescence,
never to return to repossess my young and beautiful deli sandwich whom I prior to the event, had named Steve.
I loved Steve.
RIP Steve.
Never to be forgotten.
The End.
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The BIG Book of RANDOM (Book 2)
Hài hướcHere it is... BOOK 2 of the sexiness that is "The BIG Book of RANDOM". Basically an outlet for where I let out my insane energy and where the readers are beautiful deer prancing through the meadows. Occasionally you'll spot a moose. CAUTION: Too man...
