*GASPS*!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U scurred.
Y.
Y u scurred.
Is it cuz I gasped.
Well I did it fer the lulz.
Cuz bitch I got you.
HUWRHAARRRAJARHAHAAHAHA
(I think I laugh like that in real life actually)
Sooooo. First of all I wanna address the importance of salad left not-naked. Because who the hell is content with nothing on their salad. You're just eating dry azz leaves. Just. Just why.
Ok and now on to the main topic of this chapter!!!!!!!
So if anyone remembers, I think I made a chapter called "Comebacks" or something like that on Book 1 like......... over a year ago I think. Wow, I've never actually calculated how long I've been writing this series for...... Probz a little bit under 2 years I bet.
Well anyways! Idk if you've read it or not, but it had a bunch of comebacks listed in it and I've BEEN THINKING UP SOME MORE SOO I thought I'd make another chapter about it(: which is this one!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alrighty so WARNINGGGG: when using these comebacks, make sure you're wearing a football helmet with a lineman mask or something because......... you might get socked in the face. Anyways! here are some pokemon level 10377301 comebacks that will ensure you will win ANY duel!!!!! ..........
Freakin' mighty awesome but not really - comebaaaaaaaacks. (Ya might get shot).
1) *pulls out a basbeball bat* "so I guess this is the day you die"
2) Girl: you're ugly
You: but girl you have chicken feet!!!!!!!!!!!
3) well why don't you go get a bigger neck? Cuz the one you have isn't f*ckin big enough! !!!
4) your face is shaped like an obtuse triangle so your argument is invalid.
6) sorry, i cant hear you through all of that fat up under your neck (don't use this one)
7) fuck off, you smell like clams
8) oh my God it spoke!!!!!!
9) sorry, I didnt get that. I don't speak gorilla.
10) YOUR MOM!!!!! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
11) if I wanted a bitch I would've gotten a dog
12) if I throw a stick will you leave
13) you'll never be the man your mother is.
14) person of the same sex: youre gaaaaay
You: oh you wish I was ;)
15) OH MY GOD ALERT ALERT. WE HAVE AN IDIOT IN AISLE 12.
16) text me sometime. My number's 1-800- kiss my ass
17) That's not what your mom said last night!!!!!!!!!
18) creepily whisper: I had a dream that I ducktaped your face and tied you to a door and slaughtered you with a meat cleaver then ate your remains enjoying every second of it and nobody ever heard from you since. Anyways, what were you saying?
19) person: that was such a fail
You: so is your life
20) were you born on a highway? Cuz that's where most accidents happen.
21) the difference between pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza!!!
22) I'd slap you, but that would be considered animal abuse.
23) guy: why do you even wear a bra? You. Have nothing to put in it.
You: why do you wear pants?
24) I've heard snappier comebacks from a bowl of rice krispies.
25) oh, I'm ugly? You look like the hunchback of notre dame.
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The BIG Book of RANDOM (Book 2)
HumorHere it is... BOOK 2 of the sexiness that is "The BIG Book of RANDOM". Basically an outlet for where I let out my insane energy and where the readers are beautiful deer prancing through the meadows. Occasionally you'll spot a moose. CAUTION: Too man...
