Waka waka eh-eh!
I'm getting my Shakira on, yo!!
Um um um so todays chapter is about how to annoy people on the website Omegle.com cx If you don't knowwwwwww, omegle is where you can connect to random strangers depending on which interest tags you use and you could either talk to them via chat or video :D
This is aka troll central. ^~^
I'm not usually a fan of this site because sometimes you can connect to some really weird people...
BUT I thought I'd get on it today and TROLL SOME BITCHES X)
Below are actual conversations I had with random people (on chat, not video). BTW. asl stands for age,sex,location if you didn't know.
Here we go!! :3
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HOW TO TROLL BITCHEZ ON OMEGLE :D
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
1) You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16, F
Stranger: Location?
You: OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
2) Stranger: hi
You: HELLO.
Stranger: what's up
You: Eating food.
Stranger: cool
You: asl...?
Stranger: 16,m,usa
Stranger: you?
You: 72, bisexual, Australia
You: sweetheart ;)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
3) You: hey there
Stranger: hey wassup
You: just listening to music
Stranger: cool, what you listening to?
You: listening to some cult music.
You: so anyways asl?
Stranger: 14, f, california
You: my name is Satan, nice to meet you
Stranger: lmao
You: *grabs your hair and slams you against the wall*
You: don't fight me bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
4) You: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
5) Stranger: hey
You: there's a ghost in my house
Stranger: m or f
You: I don't know the gender of the ghost you fucking retard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
6) You: hi ^_^
Stranger: do you play xbox
Stranger: minecraft
You: nah I play minecraft on a pc
Stranger: how old r u
You: 33
Stranger: old fagget
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
7) You: I hate my fucking life.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
8) You: Sitting here hating my life...
Stranger: why?
You: I'm 22, work in fast food, and will probably never do anything better with my life.
Stranger: oh:(
You: my co-worker makes fun of me all day and if I told my boss he'd probably cut my already shit pay because he's a cheap bastard.
You: my only real friend is mentally retarded and all we ever do together is stupid shit
You: I can't even leave this town because I never got my drivers license and I fail my test everytime. You wanna know what the worst part is?
Stranger: what?
You: I live in a pineapple under the sea
Stranger: hahahahaaha
Stranger: I like you
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Yeah, those are some of the chats I had. XD some people had no sense of humor, but some did lol. I guess.
Well anyways, have a nice day ^_^.
What a terrible way to end a chapter. "Have a nice day." No, I'm not that classy.
*grabs you and kisses you*
Ok bye lol.
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