The New Girl (a Glee Fanfiction)

Macklemore Mashup

I noticed the Glee girls gathered in the library the next day. I walked in and joined them.

"Hey girls. What's up?" I asked.

"Well, we have a plan." Kitty started.

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The boys sat in their chairs at the Glee meeting that afternoon. All the girls stood in the front of the room. We were all dressed the way those cool rappers dress with backwards baseball hats and sagging pants.

"What's going on?" Artie asked.

"I don't know. Girls, what are you doing?" Finn asked.

"You'll see." Marley said. "DJ, hit it!"

A mixture of the songs Can't Hold Us and Thrift Shop started playing. Wade, whom everyone called Unique, and Marley started off.

Unique: "Can we go back?

This is the moment.

Tonight is the night

We'll fight till its over

So we put our hands up

Like the ceiling can't hold us"

Marley: "I'm gonna pop some tags

Only got $20 in my pocket"

Kitty: "I-I I'm huntin'

Looking for a come up

This is very awesome"

Unique: "Like the ceiling can't hold us"

I walked forward and began my part.

Marcia: "Return of the Mack

What it is

what it does

what it is

what it isn't.

Looking for a better way to get up out of bed

Instead of getting on the Internet and checking a new hit

Get up!"

Tina: "Damn

That's a cold ass honkey"

Brittany: "Rolling in hella

Headed to the mezzanine

Dressed in all pink

Except my gator shoes

Those are green"

Sugar: "Draped in a leopard mink

Boys standing next to me

Probably shoulda washed this

Smells like R.Kelly sheets

Piss"

All: "But damn!

It was 99 cents!"

Unique: "Can we go back?

This is the moment.

Tonight is the night

We'll fight till its over

So we put our hands up

Like the ceiling can't hold us"

All: "Na na na na na na na na"

Unique: "Hey"

Marley: "And all my people say"

All: "Na na na na na na na na"

Unique: "Hey"

Marcia: "And all my people say"

All: "Na na na na na na na na"

Unique: "Macklemore"

All: "Can we go back?

This is the moment.

Tonight is the night

We'll fight till its over

So we put our hands up

Like the ceiling can't hold us"

The room cheered as we ended the song.

"That was awesome guys!" Finn said, getting up and coming over to us. "But, what was the point of it?"

"We wanted to show that the girls are just as good as the boys." Kitty said. "Girls are under appreciated, especially in this school."

"So, we made our own theme for this week." Marley continued and walked over to the white board. She wrote "BOYS VS GIRLS" in big black letters.

"You boys up for the challenge?" Unique asked.

"Or are you too afraid you'll lose?" I teased.

The boys looked at each other.

"You're on." Blaine said.

*A/N: After the Christmas chapter, expect a chapter about Finn's death. Yeah. I'm killing him off. I'm sorry. It's not easy to do, trust me*