13 INT. AVENGERS BASE (KITCHEN TABLE) - NIGHT
FURY: -So, your mission is to infiltrate and secure.
CAP.AMERICA: Sir, should we notify Barton?
FURY: Barton? Where is he?
[THOR goes to answer but BL.WIDOW covers his mouth]
FURY: Where. Is. Agent. Barton? (folds arms)
CAP.AMERICA: Ah, he went... to, aha...
BL.WIDOW: To the shops. He went to the shops to get some... (looks at Thor) Poptarts! Poptarts and coffee.
IRON MAN: But I thought he was-
[CAP.AMERICA kicks IRON MAN under the table]
FURY: Ah huh... Yes, notify Barton when he returns.
[FURY turns to leave. HILL & COULSON look at each other. COULSON coughs]
HILL: Ah, sir, aren't you forgetting something?
FURY: (thinks for a moment) No?
COULSON: (clears his throat) The new recruits, sir.
FURY: Oh, yes.
IRON MAN: New recruits? (Smirks and looks at CAP.AMERICA) What happened to the old recruits?
[FURY glares at IRON MAN]
FURY: Due to the danger of this mission, we; Hill, Coulson and myself, have decided to recruit some new team members. T'challa aka Black Panther from Wakanda, Africa and Scott Lang aka Antman from Miami, Florida.
[BL.PANTHER enters but no ANTMAN]
THOR: (laughs) Ant-Man? We need no heed from an ant-sized man!
[THOR'S chair tips over and ANTMAN grows in size. In anger, THOR gets up and reaches for hammer. Avengers try to pile onto the hammer in an effort to prevent THOR from picking it up]
THOR: How dare you make mockery of the son of Odin!
[FURY, COULSON & HILL quietly slip away]
CAP.AMERICA: Thor! THOR! Put the hammer down, I'm sure Scott- hang on, aren't you the guy who tried break in here a few months back?
ANTMAN: Ah, yeah. Sorry about that but I can assure you that it was all for a perfectly reasonable explanation...
BL.WIDOW Ah, ha.
IRON MAN: Hey, where's Fury?
[Avengers look around and shrug]
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World Of Heroes (X-MENxAVENGERS)
FanfictionSometimes good things come from a misunderstanding. Avengers / X-Men crossover. Written in a script format.
