16 INT. AVENGERS BASE (STAIRS) - DAY
[CAP.AMERICA and IRON MAN walking down the stairs (following the Avengers). IRON MAN on the phone to PEPPER]
IRON MAN: No, Pep, I'm not angry- I'm just asking why the hell we don't have any Quinjets! I mean; come on! I'm Tony Freakin' Stark! (pause) Pep? PEPPER! (looks at phone) Jeez... She hung up on me! Who does that?
CAP.AMERICA: You really want me to answer that?
IRON MAN: No. (pause) You know it would really be awesome if Banner was here- he and the Big Guy. I mean just think of all the thinks we could do when- WHEN- we get a sample of their DNA!
[CAP.AMERICA stops on stairs and faces IRON MAN]
CAP.AMERICA: Tony. The last time you and Dr.Banner did anything together- you built a killer robot who wanted to destroy the world, and the time after that you tried to make a goat fly after hearing about Thor's chariot... (CAP AMERICA turns and starts walking away) You really want me to keep going?
IRON MAN: Hey- it was all in the name of science!
CAP.AMERICA: Sure, Tony. (pause) What do you think about T'Challa- think he has what it takes?
IRON MAN: I dunno. We'll just have to wait and see.
CAP.AMERICA: And Scott Lang? (IRON MAN stops and smirks) What?
IRON MAN: I'm still trying to work out how you were unable to stop an ant-sized-man from infiltrating a highly secure base.
CAP.AMERICA: Don't ask me- Falcon was meant to take care of it.
IRON MAN: Seriously, though, if he can't take care of an Ant, then-
[CAP.AMERICA grabs IRON MAN's collar and push him up against the wall]
CAP.AMERICA: We are NOT kicking anyone off this team! OKAY?
IRON MAN: Okay. (CAP.AMERICA exits) Jeez. (IRON MAN walks to driver's seat if car) Out. (ANTMAN grudgingly gets out) Okay, ready to go?
AVENGERS: (monotone) Yeah.
Cut to:
17 INT. XAVIOR'S SCHOOL - DAY
[PHOENIX is walking down a corridor, CYCLOPS rushes to catch up]
CYCLOPS: Jean? Jean! Hey, wait up.
PHOENIX: Hello, Scott.
CYCLOPS: Yeah, hey. How you going?
PHOENIX: Well, alright. Just getting ready for the mission- you know.
CYCLOPS: Ah, yeah. Um... So I was wondering if you wanted to go out for dinner, maybe a movie?
PHOENIX: Like a date? But what about the mission?
CYCLOPS: Well, obviously, we would-
[Enter WOLVERINE]
WOLVERINE: Jean!
[CYCLOPS starts getting angry]
PHOENIX: Logan. (V.O.) Don't Scott.
WOLVERINE: You ready?
PHOENIX: Yes. (smiles at Scott and exits)
CYCLOPS: What's your problem, man?
WOLVERINE: I don't know what ya talkin' 'bout.
CYCLOPS: You can't stand it, can you? You can't stand that she chose me, instead of you! Your jealous!
WOLVERINE: Keep dreaming, One-Eye.
[WOLVERINE exits. CYCLOPS stomps his foot]
CYCLOPS: DONT. CALL. ME. ONE-EYE! It's CYCLOPS!
[CYCLOPS exits]
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World Of Heroes (X-MENxAVENGERS)
FanfictionSometimes good things come from a misunderstanding. Avengers / X-Men crossover. Written in a script format.