Stefan and Delena: Origin

{16} Sarcasm needed

Damon's P.O.V 

I didn't know what else to do but glare at my arch nemesis, also known as my ex girlfriend. Perfect. She was identical to Elena, they both had that irresistible complexion. That perfect smile, adorable eyes, gorgeous laugh, great humour. Everything. But Katherine was stubborn, selfish and not at all personality related to Elena. One of her legs was bent at the knee as she leaky on the other, one hand on her hip. So that meant her uncomfortable looking shoes were starting to hurt, or that was just the well known Katherine stand.

"So, what've I missed?" she asked, stepping closer to me. I could see her eyebrows move, it was just as tremor but not hard to miss.

"No time to tell, because you're leaving." I replied straight away.

"Aww! Where's that fun, sarcastic Damon that I've been missing?"

"Oh he's here, he just doesn't like you." I told her, my tone flat.

"Haha, well truth be told I'm not here for you. I'm actually looking for a friend of mine. But I thought, why not check in on my favourite Salvatore while I'm here. So where is Stefan?" She grinned, showing off her pearly white teeth.

"Of course, Stefan. Well Katherine, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't want to see you. So why don't you get back to finding your 'little friend'?" I suggested, shoving her towards the front door.

"Ugh, why did I have to get the grumpy Damon?" Katherine complained. She placed a hand on my face and started moving it down towards my chin. "I want the fun, careless, ruthless Damon."

"Well too bad. Goodbye now." I replied, shoving her out the door and slamming it shut.

"Why would Katherine have a friend in Mystic Falls?" Elena questioned as soon as she thought Katherine wasn't within a distance that she could hear her.

"She's Katherine, she has her way of charming innocents, also known as compulsion."

"Yeah, but of all the places. Why here?"

"Maybe she needs someone to check if Klaus is here. And he isn't, so she came back."

"But why?"

"Elena, stop asking so many questions, I may be a vampire but my brain still thinks at normal speed."

"Right, sorry. But what are we going to do?" Elena asked, doing her impression of Katherine's pose.

"Nothing, if anything weird happens then we will investigate."

"Don't you want to find out who Katherine's friend is?"

"Well it's not number one on my list."

"Then what is number one?"

"Going to Caroline's and seeing what you look like in that cute little Alice costume that just arrived this morning." I replied, taking Elena's phone out of my pocket, reading Caroline's message.

"What! How did you get my phone?!" Elena laughed.

"Well, I'm a vampire. It was easy." I teased. "Now let's go."