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Disneyland- Phan

I SAW THIS ON FACEBOOK AND I'M BLOODY DOING THIS. I'M SO SORRY IT'S SO SHORT AND SO MANY MISTAKES BUT IT'S 5:45 IN THE MORNING AND I'VE YET TO FALL ASLEEP.

I was sitting on the sofa in the living room after filming the annual Phil Is Not On Fire and then decided to wonder around the house. I was reading a book called 'Thirteen Reasons Why'. It was brilliant. I hear the door open, but I think nothing of it.

"Daddy?" I hear my four year old daughter say, walking into the room a bit more.

I still remember the day me and Dan went down to the adoption centre and met the woman who would in seven months be giving us what we didn't know would have been the best thing that has happened to me and Dan since we got the house together.

Her soft blonde curls bounce around her face and her washed down blue eyes sparkle with her childish gleam. I smile at her before looking back at my book, not wanting to divert my attention too long. I've just got to a good part of the book.

"Yes, sweetheart?" I say.

"Daddy can we go to Disneyland?" She asks sweetly, in the voice that always gets Dan to say yes, but I'm not Dan.

"No, Love. I'm sorry."

"Please daddy,"

I sigh but I carry on with my book. "No."

I feel breathing on my neck, I shiver instantly knowing that it was the love on my life who was there.

"Please daddy?" He whispers seductively into my ear.

It takes me a while to think it over but like many times before, I was thinking with my dick and not with my head.

"PACK YOUR BAGS! WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!"

And that is how I ended up on a one hour and fifteen minute flight from Gatwick airport to Charles De Gaulle airport to our reserved hotel in Disneyland Paris.

Great going, Phil.

But I have to admit, the sex I got for saying yes was totally worth it. Not that seeing the expression on our daughter's face when she first saw the castle wasn't worth it, but the sex did it for me. The expression was just the cherry and icing on top.

We spend about a couple of weeks there, after they managed to yet again trick me into spending an extra week than planned. I really need to get my hormones in check.

"Please please please can we stay longer daddy? I want to meet Princess Bella!"

"You've already met Princess Bella, twice!"

"But daddy!"

"No! No buts!"

"Awe, but I love your butt daddy." Dan whispers in my ear.

That man is going to be the death of me.

"Fine," I say, shorty. "Only one more week."

"Yay!" Dan squeals, jumping around in circles, smiling like a small child.

"Yes! Princess Ariel here I come!"

"She ain't loyal." I say, shaking my head at the four year old who was running around our hotel room.

"Now," I say, resting my chin on my boyfriends shoulder. "What was you saying about butts?"

***
It was nearing nine o'clock and it was already dark, but Dan said he wanted to go for a walk and maybe see some entertainment and Lindsay agreed. Once Lindsay agreed to something, you had to do it.

We were walking towards the castle yet again, but this time it was different. I don't know, it just didn't seem... Like it had before.

Dan seemed jumpy and on edge and when I questioned him about it he'd just say that he didn't get enough sleep last night and then shoot a wink my way.

It's true, but still.

Then suddenly Dan stopped. Me and Lindsay stop too, when Princess Cinderella comes over and smiles warmly at us all.

"Are you Philip Lester?" She asks me and I nod, a little freaked out as to how she knew my name. Sort of like when me and Dan played Sonic.exe some time ago.

"Please can you follow me?" She asks, holding her arm out, directing the way.

I take a quick look at Dan and he just smiles before picking up Lindsay, giving me a soft nod of encouragement. I smile back, give him and Lindsay a quick kiss before following the princess near the castle.

"We're going to need your help with something, Mr Lester." She says, gracefully walking around, waving and smiling at many children and even stopping a few times for pictures.

Some even wanted me in them too!

Soon people actually started to recognise me and Cinderella led me through the staff way to  somewhere.

"And what would that be?" I ask, still remembering what she said.

"We're going to need you to stay right here if you don't mind."

"But-" I say, but she was already gone.

"Hello?" I shout out and when I get no reply I giggle.

"It's me?" I giggle again.

"I've been wondering for a couple of minutes why you so rudely decided to leave?"

Suddenly, there was a spotlight and some curtains were drawn and I realised with a mortified expression that I was standing on a stage with a huge audience and I just sang Adele for my own entertainment.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Now, there seems to be a story that you haven't heard!" Cinderella says, walking on the stage with a bright smile on her face.

"wha-?" I say.

"This is the story of when two men met, they fell in love and their hearts were set. They fell in love with each other's embrace, and one of them constantly shouts at the other saying, 'for goodness sake!'."

The audience laughs and I concentrate on what Cinderella was saying. The for goodness sake bit sounded familiar.

"Now that person wants to ask, his lovely boyfriend a simple task. Tonight, Mr Daniel Howell has come to ask! Mr Lester while you don't have your very own carriage, will you..." She says and before I know what's happening, Dan is in front of me on one knee and he smiles.

"Will you take my hand in marriage?"