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Phan bitches.

So. . . I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH DAN AND I'M IN LOVE WITH PHIL AND I'M ALSO IN LOVE WITH DAN AND PHIL.

SO, PHAN BITCHES.

ENJOY MY CRAP EDIT I MADEEEEEE.

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"Dannnn," I say, turning away from the camera to yell Dan into the room.

"What, Phil?" He shouts back.

"Come hereeee!" I call.

"Philllll, I was in bed eating malteserssss," He complains as he walks in my door.

"Heya bestie!" I chirp at him as he glares at me.

"Phil, what's going on?"

"Well, I didn't know what else to do because you bloody stole my idea last week!" I tell him.

"Well, you should always make a plan B!" He yells as he sits down in the chair next to me.

My heart flutters as he touches my hand to move it away. I've knew for a long time I was bisexual, I also knew for a long time that I was in love with my roommate. Daniel James Howell. Philip Michael Lester. Daniel James Lester. Philip Michael Howell. I chuckle and Dan gives me a quizzical look.

I wave it off and look towards the camera.

"Hey Internet!" Dan chirps like the bickering before never happened.

"So, Dan, I was thinking that we should do the jelly bean challenge again!"

"Phil, we promised we would never do that again," he says, looking at me seriously.

"Put maltesers on the face and roll it to your mouth?"

"Stay, away, from my Maltesers."

"So..." I trail off, then an idea hits me. "I got it!"

"What do you have, Phil?" he asks, looking at me skeptically as I bounce up and down in my seat.

I leap out my seat and I run to my draws. I shuffle through my sock draw and right at the back, somewhere I knew Dan wouldn't look, I pull out the game I got for Christmas from my old college friend that I had reunited with a year ago. That isn't the only thing in here that I don't want Dan to know about but that's for a different time.

"Phil?" He asks, I hide it behind my back as I sit back down in my seat.

"Sorry about that guys but can any of you guess what we are going to play?"

I stay in silence for a moment, calming down my breathing. It's not that I'm excited for the game. It's the fact that Dan is intensely staring at me and my stomach is doing flips and it was making me feel really queasy, that's the power this boy in a man's body has over me.

"Cards against humanity!" I finally say, pulling out the box from behind me.

"Uh, Phil... didn't you see my video I made with Tyler?" He asks me.

"Yeah?"

"Well, don't you think you're kinda- I don't know," Dan says, refusing to look me in the eye.

"I'm kinda what, Dan?" I ask, kind of upset.

"Innocent?" He eventually says, still not looking my in the eye.

I stay quiet, is that what he thinks of me? the innocent little boy? the boy that needs protecting because i'm so innocent? I turn off the camera and I look him in the eye.

"I think you should go, Dan," I tell him.

"Phil-"

"Please, don't make this hard, Dan. Just... give me time to think."