"it says danger... i don't think we should check this one"
"jimin, take some xanax and chill, we'll get through this one just like we've gotten through the others" yoongi says nonchalantly, picking at a hangnail on his right index finger that had been pissing him off all morning "it is our second season after all"
he looks to their camera and winks with his trademark smirk as if he was Jim from the office, turning around immediately after to join the conversation the rest of the ghost hunting gang were immensely involved in.
they'd started filming the first episode of their second season with an abundance of enthusiasm, they were all ready to get started on the season and raring to get into the haunted building that stood grandly upon them.
"so guys today we are outside this seemingly normal bar on the outskirts of wisconsin, but most people believe it's actually a portal to the unknown world" namjoon turned to the camera after the boys got into a line, set up ready to film the episode. as the leader of the group he was always rather brave, strong and tactical, though that didn't always work as he'd trip over or break any evidence he was in close contact with. the fans of their series called him the god of destruction, which didn't really bother him as it made him think of thor from the marvel movies.
"which unknown world?" taehyung asks as he zips up his comfy beige coat with the fluffy hood. he restlessly jogged on the spot to keep his legs warm, although they were clad in tight skinny jeans and it seemed impossible for any heat to escape.
"the portal to hell, tae, what other portals do you know of?" namjoon answers with a question of his own, hearing seokjin stifle a laugh as he stood to the right of the leader.
"it could've been a nicer portal, like a portal to heaven?" tae mumbles through his temporary pout, his arms wrapping around himself as a gust of freezing cold wind blew past the group of boys.
"yeah, it obviously is seeing as we're filming a show where we check out creepy shit, lets just take a detour through the garden of eden" yoongi seemed to be in a foul mood, he was probably just tired, he'd been thinking about the new season of bts unsolved and planning through different destinations with care. he put a lot more thought and effort into the show than the other guys thought.
the guys all begin walking down the dark and secluded road to the 'haunted' bar. each of them held a gopro in their hands and a nervous feeling settling in their stomachs; all except for yoongi and namjoon, and maybe even taehyung, as he promised himself he wouldn't scream like a little girl this time around.
hoseok and seokjin seemed to stick together as they walked over to the front door, being so cautious to open it that after a minute of the sentence "you open it!" being thrown back and forth like a game of tedious tennis that was getting the group nowhere, namjoon stepped forward and turned the door handle, the door creaking ominously as he stepped over the threshold impatiently.
"ugh"
"what?"
"i don't have my holy water" jimin sighed, his shoulders slumping over as he walked with a lack of excitement. although he loved doing these mystery missions with his six closest friends, he disliked feeling so anxious and on edge. the holy water seemed to be protection to him from the things he feared most, hellbound demons.
"for a haunted bar with a rumoured portal to hell, this place still has really comfy seats" seokjin chuckled to his camera as he sat in a booth. he was carefree on these trips, though he was one of the biggest cowards of the group. just as he felt himself relax into the soft leather of the seat, he felt a presence settling beside him. his eyes opened wide in immediate fear, cautiously looking around himself. he instantly set his eyes on jungkook, the golden maknae cuddled up to him, his own handheld camera settled on the wobbly table in front of them.
"jungkook" seokjin shook the boys shoulder and found himself looking into a bright and widened pair of big brown eyes. they were filled with fear and unwillingness, he immediately knew jungkook was scared to be here.
jungkook had three sayings he lived by on a daily basis, the first being don't eat yellow snow, the second being don't wear your favourite underwear on a day you'll get scared, and the third being don't fraternise with demons or the undead.
and right now, he was going against two thirds of his sayings.
he sat up from the leather and picked up his camera, set on a mission to find someone who would protect him without complaint; hoseok.
flashlights shone around the walls of the room, every different light flickering and switching positions as each member of the group moved through the otherwise empty bar.
"time for some creepy facts about this place" namjoon started as he spoke to his gopro, making sure the boys around him could hear too.
"apart from being the inhabitants of the only known portal to hell, this bad place has a rich history of murders, suicides and even out of body experiences, as well as hauntings"
"did anyone bring a ouija board with them?" yoongi asked out loud to the group, awaiting their answer intently.
"no, why?" jimin answered as he moved the flashlight around him at a ridiculously fast pace, paranoid that someone or rather something was stood around him.
"so, you're telling me i can't even have a civilised conversation with these demons, damn it" yoongi answered in mild annoyance before kicking a wooden stool that was next to the booth jin has just left.
the stool fell to the floor with a heavier slam than was expected. the stool stayed still on the wooden flooring for a second before yoongi began walking past, his cheeks slightly rosy as the shy side of him appeared, embarrassed to have made a loud and shocking noise out of nowhere.
yoongi had began to walk forward, his camera still in his hand, although the cameraman, mark, was walking between the seven men. the man with mint coloured hair had turned to talk to the camera "all i wanted to do was talk to these-"
he was cut off as he saw the stool slowly move closer to mark's feet, the shock taking over his voice. he froze in his space, turning his camera to face the stool. he shook his head, writing it off as a figure of his sleep hazed mind, he was rather tired. forgetting what it was he was saying, he decided to continue walking around, jimin following closely behind, not wanting a demon to creep up and poke his ass or something."hey there demons, it's me, ya boi," yoongi jokes, making jimin whine as the elder taunts the demons residing in the old bar.
"hyung please stop, you're going to get us killed!" jimin scorns making yoongi bark out in laughter.
"sorry, you just sounded like hermione granger just then, 'you're going to get all killed. or worse expelled'," the mint-haired man mocks, the younger giving his best bitch-face to the camera.
"min yoongi, everybody, class A comedian" the brunette retorts, walking deeper into the building without thinking, suddenly alone and he could have sworn he saw something smiling menacingly at him.
"not today, satan! not today!" jimin screams, running out the room, mark managing to catch all this on camera, yoongi pulling two thumbs up and when he looks in the room he sees seokjin in the dark laughing his ass off.
"bully" namjoon says but he can't help but laugh.
the leader then went on to go into more depth and detail of the history of the building and possible theories for what the unexplained occurrences while the rest but in with sarcastic commentary that would appear as transcript text once edited, some of namjoons favourites were 'tit for tat, kid, demons gunna get their ass kicked', 'let's face it, we live in a world where if we was attacked by demons and called both the police and Dominos, the pizza would get here faster' and last but not least 'the reason I'm not afraid of the supernatural is quite simple really. Started with my failed marriage, it was never going to work out, I'm a pisces and she's actually a spawn of satan'.
after a few hours of clowning around and filming, the boys and the camera crew decided to head back to the hotel where they looked over some footage but then put the laptop aside, deciding to do it when they get back to the office and instead they just sat on the beds eating pizza.
"Huh" jimin says out of nowhere, making the other men feel a little disturbed.
"what is it jimin?" tae asks.
"i did bring my holy water" he replies causing everyone to groan.
"shut up, that's my bottle of holy water," jungkook says biting into his fifth slice of pizza.
"oh wow, first you copy me by being born in busan now you're copying me by getting holy water? aish, kid,"
everyone shakes their heads, giving up with the pair and just give up arguing, none of them noticing the constant flicker of the lamp by the tv, nor do they notice the figure looming in the shadows that had followed them back from the bar. that was until yoongi looked up and saw it snarling at them.
"shut the fuck up, helen,"
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