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Would You Like A Kiss Along With That Diss?

*Warning, lots of swearing in the start. 

Song(s)

-Run Away Nightcore version by Fareoh [song in media]

- I'll Be Home by Meghan Trainer

Would You Like A Kiss Along With That Diss?

Christmas Special Part Two.

Christmas morning was bright, several feet of snow having fallen throughout the night. And on that morning three people found a present placed neatly at the side of their bed. Sakura Haruno smiled brightly at the sight and picked it up eagerly, practically tearing through the wrapping paper. It was a light box and inside was a thin, yet strong and durable, silver chain with a small sakura blossom charm on it with the kanji for strength engraved carefully on the back. She picked up the card.

To: Sakura

Remember that your strength is far greater then you realize.

From: Winter

Her smile softens and she quickly slips on the necklace, the cool charm resting just under her collar bones. "Thank you..." She murmurs softly.

In a similar situation, Naruto happily opened up his bright orange wrapped gift. Inside were two things; a bundle of coupons for a free bowl of ramen- something that made his mouth water -and a leather cord. He blinked and picked up the leather cord, the yang half of a yin-yang symbol hanging on it. On the back was the kanji for protection. A goofy smile slowly spread across his lips, happiness bubbling up within him. He slipped the cord over his head, the symbol hanging on his chest. He picked up the card to read it.

To: Blondie

First off, get that weird-ass/creepy/totally not macho smile off your face. Secondly, Merry Christmas... don't die soon okay? I actually hate you less than everyone else in this world.

From: Who do you think?

A chuckle escaped from his lips, a deep and rich sound. "Only Winter!" He paused for a second and thought. "I wonder what she got that teme?"

Sasuke Uchiha sneezed away and grumbled lowly, sitting up. His duck ass style hair was all over the place, looking more chaotic than usual- and the dark bags under his eyes combined with the paleness of his skin - would put any sparkling, spinless, afraid-of-fire, blood sucking vampire to shame. Swinging his feet over the side of his bed he stepped down on something hard. Letting out a sound of frustration he looks over the side of his bed and finds a black wrapped present. Raising his eyes suspiciously he slowly picks it up and unwraps it. He is met with a decently sized box and he lifts up the lid. His eye twitches a few times and he picks up the card, glancing at his 'present'.

To: The Arrogant Asshole Who Always Has A Stick Up His Ass

As if I'd actually get you a real gift, you little 'trucker. Enjoy it dumbass, it reflects your soul... if you even had one. I hope your Christmas is ANYTHING but merry.

From: The Grinch

p.s go look in the mirror

He looks down at the open box, a large lump of coal lying in the box. Tossing it to the side he stands up and walks into his bathroom. He turns on the light and glances at the mirror as he walks past, aiming to get in the shower. His breath catches and he freezes, spinning on his heel and dashing to the mirror. With wide eyed horror the Uchiha reaches up and carefully touches the locks of hair that adorn his head, looking at his reflection. A paper airplane drifts down and he looks at the words written on it.