Mildly pure

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The next morning our peaceful twin snuggle was rudely interrupted by a third party jumping on top of us...I'm not going to name names but he wears a super hero ring and aspires to one day become a ninja if the whole singing thing doesn't pan out.

(Nick) OOOOF! JOE! Get offffffffffffff

(Bailey) *whines* JOOOEEEEYYYYYYY

(Joe) *taps B on the forehead repeatedly until she opens her eyes* Oh good! You are up *smiles*

(Bailey) *groans* I hate you so much

(Joe) *kisses B's nose* you love me

(Nick) *sleepy* go away

(Joe) Mom said she would make waffles as soon as everyone was awake

(Nick) your point?

(Joe) I love waffles

*B giggles*

(Nick) tough

(Joe) *sighs dramatically* fine *gets off the twins and plops into a beanbag chair*

*Nick grabs the cover and pulls it up over their heads and starts to go back to sleep*

*Joe dramatically sighs*

*Twins don't move*

*Joe sighs again...louder*

*twins don't move*

(Joe) *whines* OOWWWWIEEEE

*B throws the cover off their heads*

(Bailey) now what?

(Joe) hunger hurts *juts out lip and points to his stomach*

(Nick) go be annoying somewhere else

*Joe lets out a frustrated growl and walks out, B and Nick pull the cover back over their head*

*3 minutes later the twins are piled on again*

(Bailey) JOSEPH!

(Nick) fuck off

*the covers are ripped off and Nick is greeted with a slap to the mouth*

(Miley) its too fucking early for that type of language Jonas

*B giggles*

(Nick) You just smacked me...

(Miley) *nods* I did ...you said the fuck word...

(Nick) *cocks a brow* so did you genius....twice

(Miley) *shrugs* I'm a corrupt pop starlet....what's your excuse Mr. Purity?

(Joe) OOOOHHHHHH

(Nick) fuck you Joe

*Miley goes to slap Nick again and he catches her hand*

(Nick) I'm only mildly pure *smirks*

(Miley) *smirks* don't I know it...

(Bailey) EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...*gets up and stumbles to the bathroom* 'scuze me while I pee....and vomit...

*Nick chuckles*

(Miley) well...that's one twin up...*giggles*

(Joe) I'm going to go tell mom to start waffles *smiles and runs downstairs*

*Nick grabs ahold of Miley's tanktop and pulls her lips down to his*

(Miley) *breaks kiss* you are the only guy I know that wakes up with morning breath that smells like fruit loops

(Nick) *cocks a brow* waking up in the morning to a lot of random guys are we?

(Miley) well someone has to fill my corrupt pop starlet needs while you are away...*smirks*

*Nick smirks and pulls Miley back into a kiss*

(Bailey) *walks out of the bathroom* ewww, go be mildly-pure somewhere else ...and remind me to burn those sheets

*B walks out and Miley and Nick both smirk into the kiss*

Chapter End Notes:

short again....dont think of this as fluff.....think of it as the calm before the STORM. Forecast is calling for a skittle downpour

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