The Way I Loved You-WTLGD2

Twin Butts

-Bailey's Inner Monologue-

Ha! Just the words I wanted to hear Joseph, perfect time to put my little plan into action. Today was going to be fun...for Nick and I of course, for Jiley it would be hell.

*Before B could say anything, Nick walked into the room with a loud yawn.*

(Nick) Mornin'

(Joe) Mornin', what is your sister up to? She's perky and awake...I don't like it.

(Nick) *shrugs and yawns* She was like that when I woke up. What's the plan for today?

(Miley) Joe and I are going to do some shopping. *picks up newspaper and skims the front page*

(Nick) *smirks at B* That's perfect. I actually need to pick up some things.

(Miley) *puts down the paper and takes a sip of coffee* Like what? Make a list and we can pick them up for you

(Nick) *shakes his head* Nah, its personal stuff, it's cool, I'll just tag along

(Miley) What do you need Nick?

(Nick) A toothbrush . . . but I don't know which kind I want, you know how picky I am.

(Miley) *rolls eyes* You like the Oral-B toothbrushes; medium bristles...it's the same kind of toothbrush you have used since we met...always in blue, I will just pick you up one.

(Nick) No, I tried a different kind of toothbrush on tour, the runner picked it up by mistake and I really liked it...I don't remember what kind it was, but I will recognize the package when I see it.

(Miley) *shoots a look at Joe before rolling her eyes* fine

(Bailey) sweet, I needed to get out anyway and get something to wear on my date tonight

(Joe) *cocks a brow* as opposed to all the clothes in your closet

(Bailey) I want to wear something new

(Joe) half of your stuff still has the tags on it

(Bailey) yea, but that's old new...I need new new

(Joe) New New? How bout no...I don't want to spend my entire day toting your twin butts around

(Bailey) you are already taking Nick, what's one more twin?

(Joe) *sighs* fine, we leave in 10 minutes, if you aren't ready you are gunna have to wear old new clothes

(Bailey) *claps and smiles before giving Joe a peck on the cheek* thanks Joey *runs upstairs to get ready*

*10 minutes later the twins barrel out the door after Joe and Miley, Miley goes to open the front passenger car door and Nick shoots B a smirk*

(Nick) SHOTGUN!

(Miley) What are you five? I'm already half way in the car.

(Nick) Hey I don't make the rules, I just follow them, and whoever calls shotgun gets the front seat.

(Miley) You're becoming a colossal pain in my butt.

(Nick) Oh you love me *shoots Miles a smile and Miley rolls her eyes* ok, you may not be feelin it at the moment but it will return

(Joe) *frustrated* Will you guys just get in the car before I leave you here!

*Nick hops in the front seat forcing Miley to sit in the back seat with B*

Bailey's Inner Monologue

Dear God,

Please don't let Joe or Miley kill us, our shenanigans are all in good fun.

Love,

The Twin Butts.