Chapter 11

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Honeymoon

Josh pov

Well we're about 4 days into our honeymoon, i think. We haven't really left the bedroom that much in the past 24-34 hours... We got some really good room service food, the waiter i think is starting to think we're staying here just for the food... Yikes... Well anyways, today we're leaving the comforts of our comfy, air conditioned room to go explore the city. Oh god I'm starting to sound like one of those people that never leaves their house and are always on their computer. Fuck. "Josh, ready to go" Miranda chuckled from the bed "my hair is permanently stuck like this" i walked out of the bathroom pointing to my sex hair "well its hot so..." Miranda grabbed my hat out of the suitcase and placed it on my head "fixed" she smiled and kissed my cheek. "Now what would i do without you?" I chuckled "walk around Cancun with sex hair" she smirked and grabbed her bag from the bed "i can see the headlines now 'Watch out for a crazy tourist with blue and blonde hair'." I wrapped my arms around her "you forgot the 'and his crazy wife' part" she giggled.

(A/n i know nothing about Cancun... So i apologize if one of these places aren't there. Google isn't my friend at 4 am)

"How are you not tired" i chuckled as Miranda pulled me towards Chichen Itza (its a temple/pyramid type thing) "i don't know I'm excited" she stopped pulling me and she turned around bouncing on her heels. "Wanna just sit on the ground and admire it" she asked. I am so fucking tired, we've been walking around for almost 4 hours straight. "Please" I smiled. She chuckled and sat on the ground and I sat beside her. "What do you want to do after?" She questioned leaning her head on my shoulder "well, i heard theres an interactive aquarium near our hotel" i said "wanna see a dolphin" she giggled "pfft what... No" i chuckled

We're going to the aquarium! I mean... We're going to the aquarium, no big deal... Anyways we just stopped at the hotel to get our bathing suits on under our clothes and now we're walking to the aquarium. "So how excited are you" Miranda nudged my arm "I'm kind of excited" i smiled "really, kind of. By the look on your face your trying not to freak out" she giggled "i like dolphins okay" i wrapped my arm around her.

Oh my fucking god we're swimming with mother fucking dolphins. "Your husband looks like a kid in the candy store" the worker told Miranda "he really loves dolphins" Miranda chuckled "shhh i can hear you" i smirked as I ran my hand over the dolphins nose. I heard Miranda say something to the worker but i couldn't hear what. The worker walked over so she was in front of me and the dolphin and did a strange hand gesture, then the dolphin splashed me. "Thank you" i wiped my face "welcome honey" Miranda snickered with the worker.

"Bar tonight, or hang at the hotel" Miranda asked "well, i think we should stay out of the hotel for another good 2 hours so... Bar?" I asked "Matt said while we're here we have to try Señor Frogs, so wanna try there?" She asked "to Señor Frogs" i chuckled.

-next morning-

"Miranda" i nudged her slightly "hmm" she rolled over "its Dan and Kayla" i held the phone to my ear still listening to them "gimme the phone" she shot up. "Okay guys heres mom" i chuckled "love you daddy!" Both of the kids yelled "love you too guys" i chuckled and handed Miranda the phone.

Two more days here, well today and tomorrow. We're leaving on saturday.

After Miranda finished talking to the kids she got dressed then we headed down to the beach. "What time did you wake up at?" She asked me "when the kids called" i stated. We stopped walking and just looked at the water "shall we go in" i asked "but its gunna be cold" she chuckled "awe baby" i picked her up bridal style and carried her into the water "so fucking cold" she splashed me as i set her down. "Oops" she giggled as she saw my wet shirt. "Ya, oops" i splashed her "oh its on" she chuckled splashing me some more.

*I'm honestly horrid at honeymoons so i apologize, also if i get 5 comments and 5 votes the next chapter will be up tonight.

Xox

Douchey Fuck

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