Blessing's point of view
I have never seen someone suck so bad at volleyball. She was literally afraid of the ball. Chris scored all the points for them and they still lost! First off, she came out in some Chanel sneakers, and sweat bands. Isaiah was rolling....ahh... You had to be there.
"I knew we should've put some money on it." I say
"I was just fooling around you know. That's not how I really-" Dani starts.
"Girl, be quiet. You know damn well that you're ass at volleyball." Chris intrudes.
"Shut up!" Dani pushes him playfully.
"Damn, that ass is looking mighty fine in them shorts though." Chris bites his lip and profiles Dani.
"Alright. You guys need to stop. Now." Isaiah says.
"Well you aren't getting any of this ass. You still have a week left." Dani taps his nose.
"A week? Danggggg Chris. What'd you do?"
"Stay out of grown folks business." Chris laughs and puts his arm around Izzy's shoulder
"Stop talking about grown folks business!" Isaiah and I exclaim in unison.
"Oh uh, Chris. Isaiah had some questions, that he may want to speak with you about."
Isaiah makes a straight face
"Really Danielle? In front of Blessing?"
I laugh
"So that means it has to do with your penis?" I ask laughing
"Shut up! No, it's not about my penis and stop saying penis." He responds
"Izzy, I thought you wanted to talk to him about your penis?" Dani adds giggling and Isaiah's frustration.
"Isaiah, you want to talk to me about your penis? Hm, aii. So what about your penis? Is your penis not working correctly or something? Or maybe your penis-
"Can we all stop saying penis? Dang!" Izzy exclaims flushed with embarrassment.
"Penissssssssss" Chris, Dani, and I all sing together.
"You guys are clowns." He shakes his head.
"Hm.. Maybe it is time we have the talk? I mean we're all here together." Dani adds
"Aww babe no, I'm not ready for that."
"You're not ready for that? I'm not ready to talk to you about that!" I defend.
"Yes you are. Come on Chris." Dani pleads.
"Ugh, fine."
"Do we have to....?" Isaiah ask
"If you guys don't, that's cool." Chris balances the ball on his wrist.
"Yes you have to!" Dani answers
We all walk over to the court side table and open the umbrella.
"Okay guys. So before we start do you guys have any questions maybe?"
"Well....when I wake up sometimes my-
"Yeah, it's normal for your soldier to stand his ground when you wake up." Chris responds
"Okay but sometimes it happens during school at I don't know what to do."
"You could wait it out, flip it, or push it into your belt."
"...and sometimes it lea-
"Normal. Unless it's blood, that's not so normal."
"I read online that I could... Rub it and it...uh yeah."
"I mean, yeah... You could. That could be pretty messy though.. And that's something you do at home."
"I don't think you should, it's-
"Oh babe I'm sorry, do you have a penis?" Chris ask.
"No but I own the one on your body. I'm sorry, I just don't think you should tell your son to beat his meat.."
"I mean, even if I don't talk about it. He's going to eventually."
" I don't care Chris. Are you gonna tell Blessing to shove her-
"Aii fine. Isaiah, you shouldn't do that. It's weird and nasty." Chris laughs.
"Any other questions?"
"Actually yes. When a boy has sex, does that hurt him."
"Boys don't have sex. Men do. But nah, it won't hurt. Not that you should be thinking about that anytime close to soon."
"I know, I know. I was just wondering."
"Will having sex hurt me?" I ask
"Yup, and your downtown will bleed for 6 months straight, sometimes more" my dad answers
"Chris. The first time or so, yea it will. But you won't bleed out or anything. But you guys have to know sex isn't something for teens or children. You should be in a long lasting loving relationship. 3 months isn't long enough to think about sex. When you think about it 10-35 minutes of pleasure don't add up to the incurable STD's, pregnancy, heart break. Those are all pretty serious. You can't die from sex, but you can die from an std's caused by sex. Although, if you decide not to listen and go ahead then make sure to use a condom. Using two condoms isn't smart though. The friction will cause them to break. Be smart though guys and choose abstinence." Chris looks at Dani and burst out laughing.
"This bitch done stepped out a teen health commercial!"
"Yknow what Chris, we're done here. We'll do this another time." Dani pushes his head and gets up.
"And you damn sure aren't getting any ass."
Chris gets up and jogs after her
"Babeeeeee, but I want you to play with my ding a ling-
"Boy if you don't-"
We hear Dani fade out
"They're officially the weirdest couple I know." I say
"They're goals man" Isaiah responds
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