Marvel one-shots

Avengers - Waking them up

* edited * 01/03/17

Plot: All the Avengers need to go to an important meeting with the president. And you had taken the job on you to wake them up.

You started your life risking adventure 6 o'clock in the morning.

You started at Natashas room because she was a girl and needed to do more things then the guys like make up and that sort of stuff.

When you walked in to Natashas room you decided to trow ice cold water on here face to wake here up.

Bad idea to do that to a super assassin.

When you threw the water in here face you regret your move instantly. She jumps up takes here taser from here night stand and tasers you in the side so you crash to the ground.

When she realized it's you she stops and looks at you

"what the hell were you thinking" she whisper screamed to you

"I don't know" you muttered from the ground.

You stood up again "be ready in 2 hours" and walked out of the room.

You walked into Tonys room skipped to his bed and jumped on his bed.

"wakey wakey Ton...." You stopped when you saw Tony he was in his iron man suit sleeping and you were about to fall on top on his hard armor.

*bang* you fell on him and was about to slide of on to the floor when an metal arm catches you in midair.

"Watch out y/n" a voice said from inside the suit.

"may i ask" you stood up "why you are sleeping in your suit?"

"Science" he said

"ookaaay... be ready in 2 hours" you said and walked/stumbled of to the next room.

Time for Bruce you thought and walked over to his room.

You slipped into his room and walked on your toes to his bed. You decided to wake him up peacefully because you didn't want him to hulk out.

The only thing you forgot was that Karma loves you.

You were barefooted and tramped on a lego piece so you cursed loudly and wanted to bend down and check on your foot when you lost your balance fell forward into Bruces lego castle (He loves to build with Lego he says that it trains his brain) and destroyed everything.

You were on the ground and groaned but there was also heard a whimper and a light roar from Bruces bed. Sh#t.

Of course Bruce would have got a heart atack after your crash and turned into the Hulk....

You jumped up and wanted to make a run for it out of the room but you were to late... the hulks fist collided with your not taserd side and you crashed trough the wall into Thors room.

"WHAT IN ODINS NAME IS HAPPENING"

Okay, Thor is awake now, thats the positive side of this situation but the negative side is that there is still a hulk on the loose.

"Thor will you please stop the hulk" you look at him and he just shrugged stepped out of bed and walked to a raging hulk before the hulk could do anything Thor took the Hulks large arm and flipped him on his back and put the hammer on the his chest.

"Problem solved miss y/n"

"thanks" you puffed and brought yourself up to you legs again

"miss y/n you really should know that sometimes you really are a pain in my ass..."

"Language" you said copying what Steve always says

"I was going to say ASSguardian soul miss"

you look at Thor "be ready in one hour and 30 minutes" and stumbled badly out of the room.

Okay. 4 down 2 to go.

You didn't care anymore and just barged into what you thought Steves room but it was Clints.

Again bad idea.

You couldn't even take 2 steps before you heard some strange noises fron clints bed. But then you heard something you didn't want to hear.

A bow that loosens his arrow. You felt a sharp pain in your shoulder stumbled backwards and fell against the light switch. So you could see a sleep drunk Clint with a shocking face and holding a bow and arrow.

You took a deep breath "ARE YOU F#CKING SERIOUS BARTON WHY THE H#LL DO YOU HAVE A BOW AND ARROW BESIDES YOUR BED" you took a hold on the arrow in your shoulder and took it out with one fast move and threw it to Clints head. "Slow down giiirllll" clint said "YOU ARE F#CKING INSANE CLINT YOUR %^#@&#**!@*#%#**!!!"

That's when Steve barges in to the room. "Y/n what happened to you, you are all bruised up and look, you are bleeding from your shoulder!"

"No shit Sherlock"

Steve looks at you "I didn't understand that reference..."

You groan "you both have 1 hour to get ready and PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE" and you half ran half walked over to your room.

When you came inside you looked at the mirror your shoulder was bleeding heavily, one of your sides was red and burned from the taser, your other side and half your face already started to turn blue and green from your crash trough the wall and your whole body aches from the fall on Tonys suit.

You look at yourself one more time.
"Next time i will build in airhorns in every room and let them go off when i am safly in my own."

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Okay that was something different.....
Karma....
PEAACE!
Gidbye
K.B