Marvel one-shots

Iron man - Pet

Plot: you and Tony are in a pet shop looking for an ideal pet for the Avengers tower.

Tony looked at you
"Okay can you remind me why we are here?"

"We are here to buy a pet that will fit all of us" you answered in a "duh" tone

"Yes I figured that out on my own but why am I here couldn't you just take Clint or Steve"

"Yes of course but Clint would've wanted a hawk and Steve thinks every animal is pretty, you are the best person to help me"

"Nah I think cap would've wanted a turtle it's the same age as him" Tony said sarcastically

You laughed "Yes and we should paint the shell the same colour as his shield"

You jumped in the air and curled yourself in a ball and landed on your feet again after that "CAPTAIN TURTLE" you said loud while laughing your ass off for your own joke.

"Okay and I thought I was crazy"
Tony looked at you with the youareacrazypsychopath look

You took your hand out of your pocket fake holding a lip balm but it was of course your middle finger you were holding and then you stroke your middle finger on your lips while glaring at him.

(I just did that to my sister when she asked to get her phone back)

You turned your back to him and started to inspect the store. You started in the left corner because it looked interesting.

"Hey there cutie" you said sitting on the floor and trying to get the animals attention.

A black cat came out of the dark corner looking at you, you reached you hand to the cat trough the bars.

"Are you seriously thinking of buying a cat?" Tony said glaring at the cat

"Why not? I think Tasha would like some company sometimes"

"Nah, she is hanging around birdie to much and he will "accidentally" shoot the cat out of a tree or something"

(See what I did there?)

You stood up again "Yeah, I didn't think about that part sorry..." You said to the cat and walked to the next part in the store that looked interesting.

The aquariums in this store were huge! You looked around and you mouth was wide open you were so amazed by all the fishes and other underwater animals.

"You know that you also look like a fish now with you mouth so wide open"

You ignored Tony's comment and went to the clown fishes. "Wow" you poked against the glass "these are a lot of Nemos, we should buy one for Thor, a fish is a nice starter pack"

"Sure and he can scream as much as he wants because fishes are deaf"

You turned around "no they aren't they just have memory loss, like Dory, but they don't forget as fast as Dory..."

"Sure if you say so" Tony turned around "Aha look at this, this would be perfect for my science bru"

You ran to the thing Tony was pointing at "seriously!? A frèaking snake!"