Marvel one-shots

Captain America - Redbull

+ I'm high on sugar while writing this

++ VOTE PEEPS VOOOOTE OR A CLOWN WILL FIND YOU AND SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

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"Heeey Steeeeeeveeee" you said running to him

"Hi ... y/n" Steve said trying to get eye contact but that was at the moment really difficult, you were jumping around like a bouncing ball.

Steves look changed into a stern look "y/n have you been drinking..."

"Redbull" you said ending his sentence

Steve glared at you "you know what happens when you drink ...."

"Redbull!" You said again bouncing around in circles around Steve

"Yes ... "

"Redbull!"

"So..."

"REDbull!"

"You know tha..."

"REDBULL"

"t every time you drink..."

"REDBULL!!!"

"you get into a horrible mood after"

"REDBULL MOTHAFUCKA"

"And don't forget the diarrhea" Clint said jumping out of a vent walking away

"REEEEEEDBUUUUL"

Steve sighed wondering what the hell he would do, he got lost in his own thoughts till he felt someone poke his cheek.

"Reeeeeeddbuuuuul" you whispered in his ear, you ran away to the corridors Steve running after you

"Y/N" he yelled he'd decided to throw you in your room and lock it
Best. Plan. Ever.

But he didn't need to do anything because when he came into your room he saw you snoring on the floor.

Steve chuckled picking you up and putting you down in your bed, he tucked you in and unleashed your shoes.

"Thanks Steve" you murmered in your sleep

"Sleep well"

"Redbull" you said in your sleep

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JUST DONT ASK

REDBULLFUCKA

' I DONT EVEN KNOW WHYYY

BUT ITS BECAUSE YUUUUU

LOOK LIKE A LAAAAAMAAAA

SOOOOO PLEAAAASEEE DONT

SPIIIT OOON MEEEEEÉÉ '

Fabulous.

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End credit scene

"Redbull" you said in your sleep

You heard some sound from the vents above

"Clint get away or I swear I will kill you"

A crawling sound faded deeper into the tower when you fell asleep 😴