Guys, my baby Conrad Sewell has a new album and I just found that out while I was scrolling ITunes. This thing sounds fückïng amaaaaaziiiing. And I'm very judgmental when it comes to music. I'm squealing right now I just found my new favorite song eeeuobjefl.wwk,ufglieuafgvbj,zeubbj,hdzrvkguyve,jut is,hover,kkfbkehwfb. Hhahahahha, my parents just ran up to my room because they thought I was hurt.
Nope, no pain. I just feel like my heart is going to explode from the feels. He was the one who sang the song that I played at Rachel's wedding remember? Omigodnyasyayyayayayayyayayayayayayay. I haven't been this excited in a very long time. I would say the time I watched deathly Hallows part II but I can't choose between books and music.
I'm going to YouTube and this is going to be the only song I listen to all day bai!
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So apparently there are no videos for his songs, other than sucky recordings with fuzzy sound at live performances. And my parents aren't willing to buy it on iTunes or get the album for me. #hipsterproblems
So I was on Instagram, and apparently both of our cheer teams got dirt place. Oops I meant first place at the competitions! Wooooooooooo! Yah! Go knights!
And the other half of most of the videos (other than marching band memes and cat pictures) were my classmates posting videos of them sucking helium and talking in squeaky voices.
And these are the same people who lectured me about eating paper. Do you think I'm a dumb æśś? I'm not stupid okay? I don't eat paper every single day, and I do it just to make people laugh!
Those are the same exact people who were sucking helium on Instagram for a "funny" video.
Why is that funny? There was no comedic timing, no story line, no clever acting, no punchline, no possibilities for inside jokes. So how is that funny? You obviously either don't know or don't care about the long-term negative effects of helium on the body, and with limited helium in the world, we should be doing a lot more things with it then pretending we're the Chippettes or Megan McCarthy. Her voice is actually naturally like that.
Sigh. Let's move on to the funny part of this shall we?
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Do you think Dolphins and Otters could be friends. Like people with those patronuses. No reason.
It's after school right now, and I can see the cheerleaders practicing. How the hèlł can they do all those stunts and win first place while I can't even walk without tripping. Imagine me tripping while I went to hand him the invitation.
Omigod no.
See you later.
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