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liampayne: Zayyyynnnnn!

zayn: What?

liampayne: You changed your name?! :(

zayn: No. My name is still Zayn.

liampayne: No I mean your username. :(

zayn: Uhhhh yea....

liampayne: Why?????

zayn: Because I can. Its my account.

liampayne: Well then....

liampayne changes his name to paynetrain.

zayn: Paynetrain. Really?

paynetrain: What? Its my account :P

zayn: Alright then. So what do you want?

paynetrain: I don't want anything

zayn: Then why are you texting me?

paynetrain: Why not? Plus, I am lonely.

paynetrain: And you are my friend

zayn: I am not your friend

paynetrain: Yea you are. We are besties now.

zayn: Yippie -.-

paynetrain: See, u are happy

zayn: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

paynetrain: Your nudes help me.

zayn: My nudes?! I never sent anything to you.

paynetrain: There is a thing called photophop. Duh!

zayn: Your insane

paynetrain: No, I'm....

zayn: Don't

zayn: You

zayn: Dare

paynetrain: Inzayn

zayn: You did it.

zayn: I hope you're happy

zayn: You just pissed me off.

paynetrain: Awww are you angry?

zayn: A little.

paynetrain: Would you want me to kiss it better

zayn: No thanks. My mom can do that.

paynetrain: But I'm your daddy. ;)

zayn: Wow.....

zayn: You must be real proud.

paynetrain: I am. Its an honor

zayn: .....

zayn: So school, which one do you go to?

paynetrain: Allerton High School

zayn: No fuking way....

paynetrain: Isnt that Harry's saying?

zayn: Who is harry?

paynetrain: Nvm.

zayn: You go to Allerton High School?

paynetrain: Yea, why?

zayn: I go to that school.... :O

paynetrain: OMG!!!!!!

zayn: Yea.

paynetrain: No wonder you looked so familiar. Your Zayn Malik from my health class!

zayn: I am?

paynetrain: Yes! You are!

zayn: Huh...you do learn something new everyday.

paynetrain: OMG I AM FANGIRLING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!

zayn: Breath Liam. Breath

paynetrain: *Takes deep breaths

zayn: So.....

paynetrain: How come you never spoke to me?

zayn: Because I don't know you.

paynetrain: That hurts inside.

zayn: Plus, I sit all the way in the back. I don't talk to people a whole lot.

paynetrain: Awww, my baby is a shy guy <3

zayn: Yea.

paynetrain: Have you finished the health hw?

zayn: Um yea. Its pretty easy. All we are learning is about body parts and stuff.

paynetrain: I like how we are learning about vaginas and penis'

zayn: Yea sure. It lightens up my entire day -.-

paynetrain: How is your penis?

zayn: ......

zayn: What?

paynetrain: How is your penis?

zayn: Stop.

paynetrain: How is your penis?

zayn: Liam...

paynetrain: How is your penis?

paynetrain: How is your penis?

zayn: Stop!

paynetrain: How is your penis?

zayn: HOW IS YOUR VAGINA!

paynetrain: Did you just?

zayn: Oops

paynetrain: Awkward

zayn: Well, um....I should like, leave

paynetrain: Yea, you should....

paynetrain: Goodbye Zayn :/

zayn: Goodbye Liam....

Lol this is fun xD sorry if they are short, ill try to make them longer

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