My Only Fantasy (Final Fantasy X)

The Big Show Down!

"Infidel!" We heard two guard bark at us pointing their guns at us.

"Ahhh Idiots!" I screamed pointing at them before hiding behind Seymour.

"Man, don't these guys ever give up?" Wakka complained.

"You'll regret showing your face here! We'll strike you down in the name of Yevon!" One of the guard said cocking his gun.

"And I'll strike you down in a name that has more meaning to it sadly...Peewee Herman!" I declared pulling out my gun.

"Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, so? Guys?" Tidus said looking at us with a grin.

"If they want a fight, let's give 'em one!" Rikku said readjusting her knuckles.

"Prepare to charge!"

"Stop!" Shelinda the nun said running up to us in a hurry.

"In the name of love!" I added. They point their weapons down as she approaches.

"Captain?" They addressed her.

"Lady Yuna is not to be harmed! She's no traitor! That is an evil rumor spread by the Al Bhed and as you can see Maester Seymour is with her unharmed!" She scolded them.

"What?" Rikku said in outrage.

"Scape goat...Cough Cough!" I said looking away and scratching my head when Lulu looked at me.

"Maester Mika himself told me." Shelinda stressed to them.

"Then...what are we to do?" The guard asked.

"Stand down!" Rikku yelled at them.

"As she says!" Shelinda agrees looking at the men. They look to one another before walking away.

"Bye ladies, the conversation was simply divine!" I shouted out to them.

"What was that about evil Al Bhed?" Rikku asked containing herself.

 "I... Truly, I do not understand it myself. All Yevon seems to be in a state of confusion. Why, yesterday they called me out of the blue and made me captain of the guard!" Shelinda confessed.

"Short on believers?" Auron asked smirking.

"Yes, the chaos in the temples is worse than I'd imagined. It's horrible! And all the priests do is blame each other. I worry what will become of Yevon. But no! I must be the rock that stands against the swirling tides, right? Lady Yuna, I must tell you, your courage has been a great inspiration to me."

"Yeah, that's great, but we came here to see Maester Mika. Is he here?"

"Yes. I shall arrange an audience. Please wait in the courtroom." She said walking away. We went to the court room where Yuna and everyone besides me and Seymour were judged and sentenced to the Via Purifico. Which was basically supposed to be a death sentence. I know they also had some bad memories in here because of Seymour.

"Hey, hey, wait! What was all that about the Al Bhed lying and stuff?" Rikku said suddenly.

"Simple. Yuna has become Mika's only hope." Auron explained.

"Oh... Okay." Rikku said digesting that for a second.

"Just what does he think he can get away with?" Lulu growled.

"Time to teach him some manners!" Tidus said.

"Yes, let's." Yuna agreed.

"Why are you here? You must go and defeat Sin, quickly! You have obtained the Final Aeon from Yunalesca, have you not?" Mika said walking into the courtroom.

"Well, we did meet her." Tidus smirked.

"We fought and defeated her." Yuna proclaimed to him.

"Ding dong the bitch is dead! Which old bitch? The thong wearing bitch!" I added in gaining everyone's attention for a second.