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Spelling With The Fabulous Scott Summers

Today, Scott was going to teach you how to spell. Which was really a wish for death.

"Alright (Y/N), Scott is going to teach you how to spell!" He smiled. You only stared up in confused, as if you were saying, "dude I'm only like one year old! I don't even know how to talk why would I know how to spell WTF."

He had a little chalk board and started to write. He then showed you the word "CAT" that he wrote in all caps. "Okay now you copy it!" He handed you the chalk, which you then shoved in your mouth. "Don't eat that!" He took it out of your mouth and put it in your hand. "Write. Draw. Scribble. Just don't eat it."

Then you started to draw. Rounded curves, straight lines, beautiful brush strokes! Oh it was a work of art... A work of art... That spelled the work... "Ass" instead of the word: "Cat".

"Okay... Let's not ever teach you how to write."

You started to eat the chalk again.